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02-25-2003, 08:11 PM
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In a show of support for the Pantless Brigade's efforts to liberate SYM once and for all from utter darkness and abject despair, the COMM Intelligence Agency has embarked upon covert operations - and a little sublime intelligence gathering  - on behalf of General Grunty and his pantless heroes and heroines. 
The trenches of covert warfare are grim indeed...left unattended, they can spell the doom of any righteous war effort. As such, I am currently occupied attending to them so you don't have to. A good spy network is part and parcel of any successful war plan.
Soooooo....*ahem* *shuffles papers* I am here to brief you fighters for SYM freedom on the status of those spooky trenches on our side. Operation Make 'Em Run
...was a smashing success. What better way to demoralize the opposition than to expose their buttocks? Or so I thought, anyway, while pondering my next move. Make no mistake...although their de-facto leader, a rabid kitten-killer by the name of "frogus," calls his ragtag gaggle of deluded disco degenerates "People Against Pantlessness" ...their true name, circulated within the group on leaflets printed on the back of candy wrappers, is the S.C.T.O.L.F. (Sentinent Christmas Tree Ornament Liberation Front). Bizarre, yes, but true...and we should know our enemy, regardless of how hopeless they really are. 
By gaining their trust, I managed to have my operatives remove the rear portions of all the trousers in their dilapidated warehouse on the fringes of SYM...thereby rendering them all exposed in a fashion which they loathe and fear...
I gained this trust by staging a "defection." At this time, I would like to make mention of a member of the Pantless Brigade, who, by her efforts to raise....morale... was instrumental in the success of the mission. I am referring to Scayde, of course. Without her, the mission would not have been successful.
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02-25-2003, 08:21 PM
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| | *BLUSH*......why..thank you Her Direktor Sir.....I was honored to be of service....
I am always ready to lend a hand in raising the ehem...morale of our troups...
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The virtue of self sacrifice is the lie perpetuated by the weak to enslave the strong |  Well done, Chanak, brother-in-comm
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02-25-2003, 08:23 PM
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| | | W00t! W00t! Go us! Ra-ra-ra!! We'll make those dirty pinko panted rat beasties dance to our tune yet!
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Derision, scorn, and failure to understand do not move us. The future belongs to us ... Weasel for President!! | Re: Well done, Chanak, brother-in-comm
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02-25-2003, 08:33 PM
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| |  Quote: Originally posted by der Moench
W00t! W00t! Go us! Ra-ra-ra!! We'll make those dirty pinko panted rat beasties dance to our tune yet! | LOL...yea.it is amazing, even panted they managed to show their butts
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02-25-2003, 08:38 PM
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@Scayde: Indeed you are...admirably so, I might add.
Thank you, Brother DM, for your ceaseless support. Might I add that you have waxed poetic recently? Truly inspiring additions to the shining jewels of SYM...duly recorded for all posterity. 
Ah yes...and now for the last portion of my report. I was prepared to expose a traitor in our midst by releasing certain pertinent details from their dossier...a spammer in COMM clothing, if you will...one with a SPD count of 19.74...also one who fired upon a COMM while he was engaged in performing his duties...
However, the briefing session is closed for now, considering that said individual was rescued by an upstanding member of COMM. I will not release the name of this individual at this time, as it might be an embarrassment for said individual. However, I will note that it is the opinion of the Agency that said individual probably ought to be detained in their bottle for now, until said individual demonstrates that they grasp what it means to be a COMM...
End of report. Carry on.
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02-25-2003, 08:40 PM
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| | *Giggle*...Oh Goody....
*skips around clapping mischieviously*
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02-25-2003, 08:43 PM
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*Laughs*......*Moons crowd*....Nyah, nyah nyah, nyaaaah nyaaaaah! *Eats ex-ex-ex lax and sprays the crowd*....
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02-25-2003, 08:47 PM
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| | @Z.........You know I am a nurse.........
*Stabs Z in the bum with 2 inch hypodermic needle filled with lomotil*
.........there...that will quieten that irritable bowl problem of yours....
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02-25-2003, 08:49 PM
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*Clutches arse and groans in pain*......One day....One day! (Man, I'm starting to sound like Edwin)
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02-25-2003, 08:59 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Chanak
Ah yes...and now for the last portion of my report. I was prepared to expose a traitor in our midst by releasing certain pertinent details from their dossier...a spammer in COMM clothing, if you will...one with a SPD count of 19.74...also one who fired upon a COMM while he was engaged in performing his duties...
| Ouch. Id have you know youve spammed more then I have this past month COMMrade.
Im not here to deny my history of being a SPAMmer. Yes. I spent 7 and a half months of being an intense SPAMmer. This is true.
But I have dismantled a vile place of SPAM, with over 7k posts...poof...gone. It was a place of pure SPAM.
And youre here calling me a traitor, aye? Hrm...seems like you and Fas have been more on a rampage then I...
That is all. 
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02-25-2003, 09:03 PM
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The COMMS have a schism! The COMMS have a schism! You're all SPAMMers! You're all SPAMMers! Nyah, nyah, nyah nyaaaah nyah!
Do I win the most annoying member award yet?
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02-25-2003, 09:06 PM
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The COMMs are just spammers ashamed of themselves...not even a real faction, to be honest
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02-25-2003, 09:13 PM
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| | @Kam adn Z.....I doubt you are going to bait them in that easily fellas 
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02-25-2003, 09:39 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Scayde
@Kam adn Z.....I doubt you are going to bait them in that easily fellas | Damn straight, Milady.
But who said and what was said?
@COMMrade Direktor: http://gamebanshee.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif Sooner or later that individual will end up an asset to COMM.
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02-25-2003, 09:43 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by The Z
The COMMS have a schism! The COMMS have a schism! You're all SPAMMers! You're all SPAMMers! Nyah, nyah, nyah nyaaaah nyah!
Do I win the most annoying member award yet? | Well...I said this....
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