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06-16-2002, 04:43 PM
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@Lord Marshall Nippy:  Gadzooks!!! A vision of sheer, unbridled terror shaken (not stirred) with copious amounts of primal male fear, served along with a 7 course banquet of horror!
I shall have trouble remaining comfortable in my chair, good sir, thanks to the tale that you so generously shared with us today. 
By the way, what do you think of our new Brain Wave Silencer? /-\lastor was our first test subject. 
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06-16-2002, 05:52 PM
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Located here in the COMM Intelligence Agency's headquarters are perhaps the most extensive, up-to-date, and damaging files ever to be assembled in one place. These files are so full of dirt that I had to spend most of my first day on the job digging them up out of the back yard. Fortunately, Weasel left me detailed instructions as to their precise location, thereby saving me the hassle of dealing with all of those corpse... oh, I mean preventing me from from having to disturb all of those pretty perennials...in the grounds of the Safehouse. *ahem*
In this, the first Intelligence debriefing, I shall share snippets from the dossiers of some of SYMs more famous personalities. Mind you, this is not by any means a complete revelation, * nor is it even the tip of the iceberg, heh heh* so if you find that you are not mentioned here, rest assured that you, too, have your place in the dirt, most likely near the remains of Jimmy Hoffa.  was I supposed to say that? fable: Almighty Moderator of GB, invested with unparalleled multi-dimensional powers; master of the Force. Is currently suffering from a bout of stress-induced megalomania (diagnosed by C. Elegans). T'lainya: Moderator, all-around nice person, possibly one of the few sane people here. Mr Sleep: Moderator, persistent spammer; the kind of bloke you'd hang out with at the pub. Has an overt fondness ( read: weakness. Heh heh heh!) for stout. dragon wench: Proud matron of the Home for the Derang...er, Depraved, skilled in the use of bull whips and fuzzy handcuffs; apt pupil of history (specializing in torture devices). Nippy: Fearless Lord Marshall of COMM, likes wearing plate mail at his grandmother's house; shameless spammer, tight-fisted dictator; is known to take "naps" near large quantities of empty purple beer bottles. Thanks @Ode! Georgi: Britis...HEY! where's that file? It was here just a second ago!... Maharlika: Paladin, Holy Knight of the Palanquendi; smooth-talking con-artist of COMM, a horrible little man that wears a lampshade on his head. Ode to a Grasshopper: Dauntless gunner of the Rolling Thunder, purveyor of exquisite elixirs of *ahem* intoxicating finesse; halberd-wielding poster boy of SYM; enjoys drooling, particularly on Georgi (see above). C. Elegans: Hyper-intelligent super-being on sabbatical from the Andromeda Galaxy; enjoys football, dissecting brains, and wearing skimpy gold dresses; resident SYM shrink-ologist.
That's all for today's debriefing. If you would be so kind as to clean up your own mess before you leave, the staff would be eternally grateful. I've already had to give them a raise before they'd clean up after those SLURRites trashed the place! Also, someone left their straitjacket in the coat rack near the front door. Please see our helpful staff on your way out in order to claim it. Thank you.
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06-16-2002, 08:19 PM
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06-16-2002, 08:31 PM
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Isn't that something of a contradiction in terms?
| You'll kindly hand over that file you took, young miss. Oh, I know it was you. I have evidence. And don't you go besmirching the fine name of such a respected organization as...*cough* COMM.*cough* 
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06-16-2002, 08:32 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Georgi
I rest my case  | You rest your case that Slurrs cannot be COMMs. I agree. 
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06-16-2002, 09:07 PM
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You'll kindly hand over that file you took, young miss. Oh, I know it was you. I have evidence. And don't you go besmirching the fine name of such a respected organization as...*cough*COMM.*cough* | Really? So... prove it! And it will have to be more than purely circumstantial evidence as well... Do I need to besmirch their name? I think they do a fine job themselves...
@Weasel strange, I thought /-\lastor had just been recruited Ode is the only SLURR there...
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06-16-2002, 09:18 PM
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| | Quote: ze circumstantial evidence shall simply secure ze case against you, madmoiselle...Hah! Oh, there were witnesses... I am not, of course, at liberty to reveal my sources... Quote: |
Do I need to besmirch their name? I think they do a fine job themselves...
| Hmmm...and this is coming from the Mistress of the Sublime and Scary herself, eh? So, which of them have you...ah, served at the Home lately, hmmm?
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06-17-2002, 01:40 AM
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With all these cameras off course we saw it all....now who is the new guy?
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06-17-2002, 05:15 AM
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06-17-2002, 05:20 AM
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*Tries very hard to look innocent and like a bar of soap at the same time*
The problem is, my dear, that I tend to besmirch yiour name at the same time. | ...hmmm...the succeeding events will be so interesting! http://216.40.201.38/ups/dvx_rune/innocent.gif | Rolling Thunder (tm) - The Mobile Party Thread
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06-17-2002, 05:28 AM
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**with a mighty thunderclap a big black MACK truck appears out of thin air, the PA system blasting the "Roadhouse Blues" of the DOORS. Above the din the booming voice of a certain hunchbacked sorcerer is heard to say:**
YOU RANG ??  Quote: Originally posted by Maharlika
..."keep you friends close to you, but keep your enemies closer"... | OK. We're here, folks. Now - LET'S ROCK THIS JOINT !
**lights a spliff, gets down from the driver's seat, starts the forklift and begins to unload the partying-equipment of ROLLING THUNDER ( tm)** http://www.plauder-smilies.de/party/drink.gif
BTW @Ode - do you always know where yout towel is ?
I hope so !
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"Nevermore."
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06-17-2002, 05:30 AM
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We like, we like to PAAAAAARTY! You ok, there, Mah? ** starts filling the BS-sized and horse-sized pints ** Remind me to check the video collection later on...
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06-17-2002, 05:42 AM
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So who's handing out the drinks today? I take a Bloody Mary as usual (it's the same as you have, only I call it Bloody Mary).
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