@The Z:
Ah! Glad to see you made it out of the crocodile pit alive...*ahem* albeit in scattered pieces, I notice.
you didn't hurt any of my babies, did you? 
However, never fear,
COMM shall make you right fit once again.
Simply claw your way to CM over there, and he shall make all the arrangements necessary to fit you with the latest in fashionable bionic limbs. They are available in several models - my favorite comes with the patented "Steady as she goes" drink grip, guaranteed not to spill your drink regardless of whatever position you might find yourself in - whether on your way out from excessive imbibing, or prone from being knocked down by the female you just unwittingly insulted.
And might I add that you are quite the discerning button pusher.
The indigo button you just pushed activates the Darth Vader Cryogenic Freezing System, which is due to engage at your location any moment now...(Oh, and don't bother running. It'll track you, even if you try to hide in the ladies room.
)
When you come to after we thaw you out, might I interest you in one of the delectable delights our kitchen has to offer?
You know, El Zorro... 
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