 'chequing' out
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09-17-2003, 12:44 AM
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There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything else. Just before he died, he said to his
wife, "Now listen! When I die I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me because I wanna take my money into the afterlife."
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him. Well, one day he died.
He was stretched out in the casket, and his wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait
just a minute!" She had a shoebox with her, went over with the box, and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to
put all that money in there with that stingy old man." The widow said, "Yes,
I promised. I'm a good Christian. I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him." "You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?" "I sure did," said the
wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."
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