I'll answer this like DW did:
*Strength (a superpower that can delete your post and strike you with the lightning)
Hmm, this would attribute to the police force of Gamebanshee, the moderators. I do not look for a particular "Gamebanshee companion" who has power, but I am glad that they are some objective, smart people here who
have power. Every now and then some advertising idiot comes along, trying to win people for his gold sprinkled piramides, but luckily he doesn't stay long. So I'm glad that there are some 18/00 folks around here, but I really don't care how much power the people have that I get along with.
*Constitution (a high post-count and ability to post while on the deathbed)
Well, as long as it are quality posts that they are posting, sure...
*Dexterity (ability to spam like crazy and/or adroitly dodge all questions)
*shudder*, especially the second part of that is very annoying. Though I must admit that I have definitely made myself guilty of the first...
*Intelligence (ability to think and recognize that “They” might possess this ability as well)
Sure, intelligence is welcome, and is basicly a good cure for an otherwise tragically moronic post. However, smart asses can be also really annoying. Being intelligent doesn't always mean that you are intelligent enough to handle your intelligence, if you know what I mean; it definitely doesn't always brings social skills with it as well.
*Wisdom (ability to respect a different view and realize that one is a mere mortal)
Ah yes, definitely important, I can really enjoy some good wisdoms. I have met people in life who weren't that intelligent and appeared, well, rather simple, but who did have some things to say that were really true and useful. Some life lessons, that really gave me something to think about. So yeah, since I really like to think about how to stand in life and how to handle it, I find wisdom an important attribute.
*Charisma (ability to flirt and/or entertain without being excessively obnoxious)
Hmmm, I find flirting over a forum a bit weird, but being to entertain is a very nice feature indeed! A good sense of great humour can really add colour to the post, and livens up the place in general. I don't know what I find more important, someone who is funny or someone who is wise, probably depends heavily if I'm in a serious mood or a more casual mood. But those two are definitely the two most important features, and are at their best when one person can handle both well. (doesn't have to be simultaneously, though, it's just nice when a person has two good sides)