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07-23-2003, 05:29 PM
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| | But now you have to tell us...What have you been working on in that basement ? 
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Scayde Moody
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07-23-2003, 06:37 PM
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| | BS and his Wild Turkey-inflamed imagination.  Pay it no mind, I have no secrets from you...... 
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07-23-2003, 06:46 PM
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Scayde Moody
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07-23-2003, 06:53 PM
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| | | Seeing how BS edited his first post, any secrets you might have been hiding are now secret again. So its not like anyone can prove you wrong anymore.... | 
07-23-2003, 07:03 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Scayde Oh sure...You get me to believe this, and then you will spring your plan in a surprise bid to take over the Gallaxy | And if I did take over the Galaxy, don't you know that I would give you the sun, moon and stars on a silver platter, sweetness? Quote: Now, let me in the basement. I want a peek | Nothing is closed to you, cowgirl. Come on in. 
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07-23-2003, 07:05 PM
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| | *skips around singing...*
I get to see the secret
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Scayde Moody
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07-28-2003, 11:50 PM
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07-29-2003, 08:26 AM
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| | Oh, looky, a nice target... Quote: Originally posted by The Z *Makes a run for it* | ...*hoopak-shots a balut towards Z's direction.*  | 
07-29-2003, 08:35 AM
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| | "Plans" revealed Okay, in the course of my...adventures...I created a little daily diary to jot things down in, as they happened. Let's look at day one:
Day 1: Walked out of the starport in Coronet City, on the planet Corellia. So this is where Han Solo is from. Hmm.
I hear something interesting going on in the hills out yonder, sounds like blaster fire. Hey, I have a blaster, am a marksman, why not see if I can help someone.
Walk directly into a gang war, shot and killed. Woke up in the cloning center. Time spent online: 2 minutes.
Day 2: Okay, obviously I need a change of character and venue here. Chose a wookiee character this time, ain't nothing tougher out there. A little blaster fire? Mosquito bites, surely.
Chose a more serene planet this time. Yeah, Naboo looked attractive in the travel brochures, figured it was a better bet for survival.
Walk out of shuttle transport into the city of Theed. Sure enough, I tower head and shoulders above the little ants around me, except I am encountering a minor setback: I can't understand a word anyone says to me!
I bump into a wookiee fellow named Furrbacca, he's a kindly sort and teaches me all the languages I'll ever need to know. Just one problem, though: I can't speak any of them...I can only understand them. Turns out the only language I can ever speak is my own native language, Shyriwook. I do a little wookiee roar, and am satisfied by the sound. Galaxy, look out.
Day 2 afternoon: After saying "rrrargh" to Furrbacca, I waltz to the edge of town where I find a curious grouping of exotic animals loitering about, doing nothing but minding their own business. What a perfect opportunity to kill something.  Aiming my blaster, I squeeze off a few rounds at a reptilian bird called a "peko-peko". It looked pretty small from my vantage point, but as it flies towards me I suddenly realize this thing is big...really, really big. In fact, it's bigger than the damned starport. I wake up in the cloning center afterwards.
Time spent online: 20 minutes.
Day 3: Well, it's obvious that one needs to exercise restraint in the Star Wars universe, as you never know what might end up killing you. Therefore, I stick to beating up thugs and toad-like creatures called "chubas." Nasty little amphibians, but they yield a decent amount of training experience points for an up-and-coming wookiee like myself.
Just as I was surveying the thug corpses and chuba carcasses littered all around me, I am ambushed by five thugs at once, all wielding rather nasty melee weapons like swords and gaderiffi batons. I wake up in the cloning center afterwards.
Time spent online: A few hours. 
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07-29-2003, 06:24 PM
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| | LMAO......No wonder you are still in the basement......you have turned it into a Cloning Center 
Giggle, well, at least you are living a little longer each time...sort of like me playing "PST" 
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Scayde Moody
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07-30-2003, 12:19 AM
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| | @Scayde: LOL! I only wish I had Morte with me...then I would hear "Oh encore, encore!"
Day 4: Okay. Hooked up with some dudes toting Tusken rifles and long trenchcoats outside the cantina in the Nabooian city of Kaadara. They're heading out on some "search and destroy" missions, and talk me into joining their group. I do, and watch them mop up a variety of critters before I ever get the chance to pull the trigger.  However, being in their group means I get a share of the reward, which goes directly into my Galactic bank account. I buy some new duds with the cash...looking rather spiffy in my own trenchcoat.
We part ways afterwards, and I run into another guy wearing a trenchcoat outside of the medical center in town...only this guy is wielding a sword. He invites me to join him, and despite some reservations I decide to come along.
Walk out of town, and am ambushed by 8 thugs. As I wake up in the cloning center afterwards, my sword-wielding comrade sends me a message: "I'll avenge your death."
You know what? He did.
Time spent online: All day
Day 5: After hanging out on a bed in the medical center shouting for healing for a while (after I threatened to start singing, a medic ran over and took care of me  ), I get up and head over to the cantina. Walking in, I encounter a curious R2 droid unit on patrol called "Tip Or Leave." Boy, what a night this is going to be. 
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07-30-2003, 04:44 PM
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| | LOL....Just think, once the DSL is up and runnin, you can get into trouble at up to 6 times the speed 
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Scayde Moody
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07-31-2003, 05:45 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Scayde LOL....Just think, once the DSL is up and runnin, you can get into trouble at up to 6 times the speed | Done. In more trouble than I know what to do with. 
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07-31-2003, 05:47 PM
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Scayde Moody
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07-31-2003, 05:55 PM
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| | LOL, no one's told me to beware of the Dark Side yet. Just as well, since I'm seeking it out. Sith, here I come. 
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