Caenorhabditis Elegans' practice of mental welfare

[C Elegans]

Originally Posted by CM

Ha! I am a chauvinistic male. I can handle any woman where ever she is from.

ROFLMAO *cringes in laughing cramps*

Oh my, I should really try to compose myself...hrm...well, you are obviously in worse condition than I thought, poor Fas. I think a brain scan is in order, until then, just keep calm and stay here.

Originally Posted by Fas

I should ask CE what is the psychological problem where you mask your true feelings have stating otherwise.

I would actually be more interested in what is Winter Rose's psychological problem since she is with you.

On the other hand, she maybe treating herself:

Originally Posted by Luis

AAAAAAW aint that cute? *hug*

Originally Posted by Yeltsu

Oh crap, I didn't want those kind of problems! HEEEELP!

Don't worry too much Yeltsu, you will not get any lasting disabilities from this

Originally Posted by Brynn

Oh, WR, it's such a relief to know I'm not alone with this... Thank you for sharing that

I am happy to see you two are coming closer to your true emotions and true selves.

Originally Posted by Magrus

I did get better with my selection criteria. It's how I met my toy and now girlfriend. She's the only girl I've been with that can keep up with me long enough to wear me out and I love her for that too. Horribly frustrating having everyone finish and need sleep long before your done.

Sounds like you currently need no treatment to enhance your selection criteria, then. People who pass out, fall asleep or have low stamina (as I and Brynn discussed above) are really boring. The best solution is usually to call for somebody else immediately.

Originally Posted by Moltovir

As I am the founder and owner of this specialized clinic, I have certain privileges. Example given, I can get any therapy the clinic offers for free. So here's my form:

1. Brunettes
2. Small and slim, the asian type
3. Short skirts, chocolate, white doctor's jacket, psychiatry diploma, obsession with a small soil nematode named Caenorhabditis Elegans

Please send the staff member that satisfies these conditions to my personal room, every night at 10 pm.

Of course, thanks for your form. Now, let's see if I have someone who matches...*searches in database*...hm...I find one staff member here who appears to fit the requirements extremly well. I put an appointment with you in your room at 10 pm in her schedule. I hope tonights meeting will be to your satisfaction!

[Magrus]

Originally Posted by C Elegans

Sounds like you currently need no treatment to enhance your selection criteria, then. People who pass out, fall asleep or have low stamina (as I and Brynn discussed above) are really boring. The best solution is usually to call for somebody else immediately.

*nods* So very true. It's hard to find a quality partner.

As far as that survey goes, I've everything, although if my girl had slightly more pronounce curves that would be nice. Still, she suits my purposes quite well as is. Love the skirts with the long black hair down to her waist.

[CM]

Notice how all the women go after the one man who does not bow to their whims? They fear the superiority of men and thus most of them use sex and accessories to work down the will of men to dominate. BUT NO!!! I shall not fail. I shall not falter. I shall go to amsterdam and have fun

I wish i could comment on all the quotes and things but damn pc is too slow. You would think the UN could afford better computers.

[arno_v]

I've got a serious problem...

[Magrus]

Originally Posted by CM

Notice how all the women go after the one man who does not bow to their whims? They fear the superiority of men and thus most of them use sex and accessories to work down the will of men to dominate. BUT NO!!! I shall not fail. I shall not falter. I shall go to amsterdam and have fun

I wish i could comment on all the quotes and things but damn pc is too slow. You would think the UN could afford better computers.

*chuckles* You'd be surprised at how much control you can have over a women by playing the nice submissive guy for a while.

I do believe going to Amsterdam would see to it you broke every rule of your conservative religion man! I encourage it. It should be fun for you to let loose.

[CM]

Originally Posted by Magrus

*chuckles* You'd be surprised at how much control you can have over a women by playing the nice submissive guy for a while.

I do believe going to Amsterdam would see to it you broke every rule of your conservative religion man! I encourage it. It should be fun for you to let loose.

Not with these women. You gotta take them by the balls, err...or whatever Been to amsterdam 4 times. Never partook in any of those activities. I admire myself for my will power and my stupidity

[Luis Antonio]

Originally Posted by CM

Not with these women. You gotta take them by the balls, err...or whatever Been to amsterdam 4 times. Never partook in any of those activities. I admire myself for my will power and my stupidity

He's under Winter Rose's Rule. She tells him what to do. He obeys. So no Amsterdam

[CM]

Originally Posted by Luis Antonio

He's under Winter Rose's Rule. She tells him what to do. He obeys. So no Amsterdam

Don't start with me wench or you shall be so very sorry

[winter rose]

Originally Posted by Luis Antonio

He's under Winter Rose's Rule. She tells him what to do. He obeys. So no Amsterdam

I have yet to tell him what to do. And I dont plan on starting either.

[Magrus]

Originally Posted by CM

Not with these women. You gotta take them by the balls, err...or whatever Been to amsterdam 4 times. Never partook in any of those activities. I admire myself for my will power and my stupidity

Well kudos to you, definately have more will power than I do there.

Originally Posted by Luis Antonio

He's under Winter Rose's Rule. She tells him what to do. He obeys. So no Amsterdam

I concur.

Originally Posted by CM

Don't start with me wench or you shall be so very sorry

My towel trick works for collars and leashes too you know. Might help with the irritability to reduce the chaffing.

[Luis Antonio]

Originally Posted by CM

Don't start with me wench or you shall be so very sorry

You show yourself disturbed CM... I guess CE must throw you into some... stronger shock therapy

@WR: You dont know, but you command him. You'll soon find out that women are the real rulers of the world. But let them rule!

[CM]

Well my towel trick has a brick inside it usually. You both can feel its affect if you want

See WR doesn't tell me what to do. I am very good at getting the hints

Luis just wait till i tell them about what you have been doing to your sheep

[C Elegans]

Originally Posted by Luis Antonio

Blondes or Brunnettes Tan girls are far more welcome, though. You know... Girls with bikini marks are hot. Hm... Depends. I like big and curvy, but I'm not picky, the girl doesnt need to be perfect. Of course that helps. I'm tall (190 cm, 84 kg ) so I prefer girls with similar height.
I want chocolates, short skirts, and laces. I also enjoy a big room, with dim ligths, and a jaccuzzi. I'm sure Moltovir has set that up already. Of course, I'm not picky, so only a bed or a chair may be enough
Regarding stamina... I'd spent 5-6 hours on... exercise, rest for some hours, and do it all over again, you wont be trouble due to lack of observation.

Thanks for filling out the form. Now I will see what we have...*search database*...ah, here is a blonde and very curvy lic psychologist, 180 cm, she likes chocolate too and she usually wears skirts. I will make sure she collects plenty of observation data.

The large rooms with jacuzzi, bar and other luxury facilites are only for the staff, but there is a bed, a chair, a table, a nightstand and a closet in your cellar room. There are also metal handcuffs attached to the wall. Everything you do in the room will be documented on film by hidden cameras. Do not worry about this, this data is collected merely for scientific purpose and will not be used for anything else without your written consent.
hehehe

Originally Posted by Sytze

Forgive me, milady, my horrible looks and even worse intelligence made me doubt your professional opinion. I sincerely apologize.

Very good, you sound much better already. I am happy to see your psychological health improve so quickly.

Originally Posted by Magrus

*nods* So very true. It's hard to find a quality partner.

As far as that survey goes, I've everything, although if my girl had slightly more pronounce curves that would be nice. Still, she suits my purposes quite well as is. Love the skirts with the long black hair down to her waist.

It is hard indeed, and imagine how hard is must be for somebody like Fas, who cannot even try out if he and his partner will fit each other well in a very fundamental area!

Most young girls gets slightly more curvy with age (up until about 25-30) unless they don't get too thin, so if you stay with her, you never know

@Fas: ROFLMAO

Originally Posted by Arno

I've got a serious problem...

If you are serious about having a serious problem, you can either post it here, or in my "Serious couch"-thread which I just bumped:
http://www.gamebanshee.com/forums/sh...d.php?p=621694

[Magrus]

Originally Posted by C Elegans

It is hard indeed, and imagine how hard is must be for somebody like Fas, who cannot even try out if he and his partner will fit each other well in a very fundamental area!

Most young girls gets slightly more curvy with age (up until about 25-30) unless they don't get too thin, so if you stay with her, you never know

So true, sex to me is a very important part of expressing feelings of love and affection for a woman. It's oh so effective in dealing with stress and frustrations too. Some of the reasons I've broken up with girls is they just cannot for the life of them keep up with me, no matter what they've tried. It caused too much frustration on both ends of our relationships. You test drive your car before buying it don't you? Why not your partner?

[CM]

Alas what one must do willingly in the name of religion is tough. But hey i get into heaven