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03-29-2005, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Magrus No, based on the reaction I get when they wake up next to me, I doubt that one. If they're acting they obviously think I'm a way to get a Grammy or something.  | Ok, so either you look like somebody in the movie business, or you must get better selection criteria. Quote: |
Originally Posted by Sytze I sense a clear case of gender bias. You're discriminating, woman! | I am discriminating yes, but not on gender criteria, only on good looks and intelligence criteria. VonDondu and Brynn are prettier than you and Fas, thus I like them better and treat them better. I will be nice towards any male members that are very pretty and intelligent. Quote: |
Originally Posted by Sytze How did you got from being too flirtatious and intimidating towards women to being ugly? I do not follow. I doubt your capabilities. | It should be easy to follow, but as I stated above, you are not as smart as VonDondu and Brynn. I will guide you through this reasoning step by step, so you do not get lost.
1. You said "My disorder is that I smile too much, even when I'm not that happy. This is regarded as quite strange in a few circumstances."
2. I replied: "If you manage to make your smile look flirtatious and appreciative, you can use it to your advantage - especially when talking to women."
3. You replied: "That is the problem. My smile looks too flirtatious, causing women to feel intimidated by me."
But I never confirmed I believed in your own interpretation of the situation! On the contrary, I think this interpretation of yours is distorted by your disturbed mind. That's why I said "you must be ugly then".
So, going from your twisted belief to my professional and undisputedly correct opinion, is not difficult at all  Quote: |
Originally Posted by Magrus She might dig being a guy considering how much she enjoys them and all. | If I was a guy, I'd make sure I had a really nice firm and fit butt, which I'd admire and stroke every day in front of the mirror
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03-29-2005, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by winter rose haha.Have you met one of those women from those pakistani villages? Trust me they are not meek little creatures, they would fix you up in a matter of minutes and you would be begging for mercy.
Primal instincts? Yeah I usually feel like hitting you on your head with a hammer. Of course I have to avoid you. Otherwise I would have murder on my hands!!! | Ha! I am a chauvinistic male. I can handle any woman where ever she is from. Those women couldn't do anything. Plus there is always the threat of handing them over to the INS
I should ask CE what is the psychological problem where you mask your true feelings have stating otherwise. Displacement? But should ask. You don't want to hit me you only say you do.
Plus i do believe SYM is rather enjoying this. If you are reading this and enjoyed it transfer money to my backaccount asap. Thank you.
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03-29-2005, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by winter rose Luis -- come here, I'll make you feel better. | AAAAAAW aint that cute? *hug* |
03-29-2005, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by C Elegans Oh, that's no problem, I can give you some serious problems to ponder.
*snaps fingers*
*two sturdy 100 kg nurses in white coats appear and drag Yeltsu away* | Oh crap, I didn't want those kind of problems! HEEEELP!
@ Luis, I can help you get rid of those pills easily
@CE well, if I were a girl then I would be sure to have some nice breasts, and firm, not-too-thin thighs and butt, and make sure I groped myself all the time, I would also be a lesbian
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03-29-2005, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Luis Antonio AAAAAAW aint that cute? *hug* | Well I was going to offer you tea but a hug is ok too.
CM --- Im not the one with the psychological problems. Seeing as how Im also taking psych, I can assure you that I am saying how I feel (my true feelings) but YOU are in denial.
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03-29-2005, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by CM Of course i am not getting any. To get any would be to insult God and be sinning. | It's your choice to follow this, maybe your god did not mean it like at all, maybe he wouldn't care at all about your sex life How amusing it would be if you sacrificed all this in vain Quote: |
Originally Posted by CM Shatter what illusions? I am allowed to have 4 wives. There is nothing stating that they can't all be in bed with me at the same time | The illusion that you can handle more than 1 wife. Look, you have no experience, I bet you haven't even seen a naked women in reality except maybe your grandmother. Well, as all women know, men needs a lot of practise to make perfect. If you had 4 wives, 3 of them would sleep very well at night whereas the 4th would have to be an angel of patience. Need I explain in further detail? Quote: |
Originally Posted by Winter Rose 4 wives? Try handling one first. Books I have plenty. I always go to those when I get bored with you. And you wonder why I read so much. | Smart girl, she understands exactly what I mean. If you marry Fas one day, I'll send you my list of "The 1000 greatest works in literature". Quote: |
Originally Posted by Luis Hello nurse... Will you call me too? I guess I'll be tired after treatment. | From now on, all pills are banned and you will spend some time in a private cellar room. Since it's obvious you need to cheer up, you will get nightly visits from our Special Treatment staff. Just fill in this short form, please, and the nurse will leave it to me before night:
1. Do you prefer blondes or brunettes?
2. Do you prefer big and curvy or small and slim?
3. Please tick what, if any, of the following you like:
leather
latex
rubber
high heels
stay up stockings
lace
short skirts
chocolate
yello
other, please describe: Quote: |
Originally Posted by Giles Jeez Do they not have camels | Not in Pakistan and Afghanistan I think, unless they imported some.
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03-29-2005, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by winter rose Primal instincts? Yeah I usually feel like hitting you on your head with a hammer. | Oh, WR, it's such a relief to know I'm not alone with this... Thank you for sharing that
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03-29-2005, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by C Elegans Ok, so either you look like somebody in the movie business, or you must get better selection criteria.
If I was a guy, I'd make sure I had a really nice firm and fit butt, which I'd admire and stroke every day in front of the mirror | I did get better with my selection criteria. It's how I met my toy and now girlfriend. She's the only girl I've been with that can keep up with me long enough to wear me out and I love her for that too. Horribly frustrating having everyone finish and need sleep long before your done. 
I dunno if it would be good if I was a girl, I don't think I'd leave my room.
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03-29-2005, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by CE 1. Do you prefer blondes or brunettes?
2. Do you prefer big and curvy or small and slim?
3. Please tick what, if any, of the following you like:
leather
latex
rubber
high heels
stay up stockings
lace
short skirts
chocolate
yello
other, please describe: | As I am the founder and owner of this specialized clinic, I have certain privileges. Example given, I can get any therapy the clinic offers for free. So here's my form:
1. Brunettes
2. Small and slim, the asian type
3. Short skirts, chocolate, white doctor's jacket, psychiatry diploma, obsession with a small soil nematode named Caenorhabditis Elegans
Please send the staff member that satisfies these conditions to my personal room, every night at 10 pm.
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03-29-2005, 12:00 PM
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| | camels? Yeah they do have those in Pakistan. They keep them around to scare off the foreigners.
Brynn -- yes tell me about it. He is the most infuriating man Ive had the fortune to meet. ( I wont say misfortune for his sake )
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03-29-2005, 12:04 PM
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| | Moltovie -- They come with a special 2 foot long hypodermic syringe. Its the bonus after 10pm
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03-29-2005, 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by C Elegans From now on, all pills are banned and you will spend some time in a private cellar room. Since it's obvious you need to cheer up, you will get nightly visits from our Special Treatment staff. Just fill in this short form, please, and the nurse will leave it to me before night:
1. Do you prefer blondes or brunettes?
2. Do you prefer big and curvy or small and slim?
3. Please tick what, if any, of the following you like:
leather
latex
rubber
high heels
stay up stockings
lace
short skirts
chocolate
yello
other, please describe: | I prefer:
Blondes or Brunnettes Tan girls are far more welcome, though. You know... Girls with bikini marks are hot. Hm... Depends. I like big and curvy, but I'm not picky, the girl doesnt need to be perfect. Of course that helps. I'm tall (190 cm, 84 kg ) so I prefer girls with similar height.
I want chocolates, short skirts, and laces. I also enjoy a big room, with dim ligths, and a jaccuzzi. I'm sure Moltovir has set that up already. Of course, I'm not picky, so only a bed or a chair may be enough
Regarding stamina... I'd spent 5-6 hours on... exercise, rest for some hours, and do it all over again, you wont be trouble due to lack of observation.
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03-29-2005, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by winter rose Well I was going to offer you tea but a hug is ok too. | Bah! Tea is for CM. And you, of course. I want hugs. Thanks |
03-29-2005, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by C Elegans I will guide you through this reasoning step by step, so you do not get lost.
But I never confirmed I believed in your own interpretation of the situation! On the contrary, I think this interpretation of yours is distorted by your disturbed mind. That's why I said "you must be ugly then".
So, going from your twisted belief to my professional and undisputedly correct opinion, is not difficult at all | Yes, your logic is clearly, undoubtedly unflawed.
So is your statements that you're not gender discriminating.
Forgive me, milady, my horrible looks and even worse intelligence made me doubt your professional opinion. I sincerely apologize.
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03-29-2005, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Sytze Yes, your logic is clearly, undoubtedly unflawed.
So is your statements that you're not gender discriminating.
Forgive me, milady, my horrible looks and even worse intelligence made me doubt your professional opinion. I sincerely apologize. | [whisper]I sense fear, fear leads to the dark side... [/whisper] | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Rate This Thread |  Linear Mode | | 
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