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03-29-2005, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by CM Hmm i think the Taliban would rather join your conscience then hunt him down and kill him. There space up there for a good 300 sexually frustrated taliban? | Nope, but if my goverment was smart they'd drop porn all over the world and cure terrorism. If I'm frustrated I cure it, not get angry at other people. 
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03-29-2005, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Locke Da'averan i'm 21 187cm 84kg and usually everyone notices that i'm a human male  .. so what's the exams..?  | First your application must be accepted, the places are limited. Please send your CV, your body measurements and two full body nude colour photos of yourself to me. One of the nude photos should be taken from the front, the other from the side. A panel of experienced female health care professionals including myself will then judge your application. Quote: |
Originally Posted by Yeltsu CE I have a problem! I don't know what my problem is! | Oh, that's no problem, I can give you some serious problems to ponder.
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Originally Posted by Luis I mean... she always tell me she loves me... and stuff... in my dreams.. or when I have a pill... green pill... not purple, purple pills make me remember the aliens... | You are taking too many pills, Luis, and you are clearly having delusions about Brynn. Bad case  We must first clean out all those pills you have been taking, so follow this nice lady to the cellar. She will take care of you. *a 120 kg nurse appears and drags Luis away. Quote: |
Originally Posted by Sytze That is the problem. My smile looks too flirtatious, causing women to feel intimidated by me. | So you are just ugly then? I'm sorry, I have no treatment for that. I can write you a prescription to a good plastic surgeoun I know, though. Quote: |
Originally Posted by Sytze And here I thought men needed at least two to three young women. What's happening to this world? | It is evolutionary as well as psychologically and emotionally beneficial for young women to have 2-3 men, since young men usually lack the necessary stamina plus the necessary technically skills. Besides, as I pointed out to Brynn, intelligent young women easily get bored, so variation is crucial. Quote: |
Originally Posted by Brynn I think it's the endurance problem you mentioned earlier, CE | Could well be. I was considering to let one of my nurses test it, but they all ran away when they saw Sytze... Quote: |
Originally Posted by Magrus Thats what I thought, girls always passed out after the first hour or two and I got stuck all sorts of frustrated. Just needed to find one that doesn't wear out so easily is all. | They may be playing dead in order to get rid of you. Some girls are too polite to just walk away. Or you may just need to sharpen your selection criteria. Quote: |
Originally Posted by CM If a woman needs one man, i need 3 women. If she needs two men, i need 6 women. | Alas, poor Fas, I understand that's the kind of delusions you try to keep because you're in fact not getting any It's too bad I hope you are strong enough to cope with they day when reality will discourage you and shatter your illusions.
Make sure Winter Rose has plenty of good books to read.
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03-29-2005, 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by C Elegans They may be playing dead in order to get rid of you. Some girls are too polite to just walk away. Or you may just need to sharpen your selection criteria. | No, based on the reaction I get when they wake up next to me, I doubt that one. If they're acting they obviously think I'm a way to get a Grammy or something.
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03-29-2005, 10:01 AM
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| | I sense a clear case of gender bias. You're discriminating, woman!  Quote: |
Originally Posted by C Elegans So you are just ugly then? I'm sorry, I have no treatment for that. I can write you a prescription to a good plastic surgeoun I know, though. | How did you got from being too flirtatious and intimidating towards women to being ugly? I do not follow. I doubt your capabilities.
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03-29-2005, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Sytze I sense a clear case of gender bias. You're discriminating, woman!
How did you got from being too flirtatious and intimidating towards women to being ugly? I do not follow. I doubt your capabilities. | Should put ativan (sp?) in her coffee. Last doctor that got snippy with me got that on my way out of the office.
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03-29-2005, 10:12 AM
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| | | bah, I'm spelling horribly today!
What does that stuff do? Make her think she's a man? From the sound of it, a worse punishment for CE isn't available. 
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03-29-2005, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Sytze What does that stuff do? Make her think she's a man? From the sound of it, a worse punishment for CE isn't avaible. | Ha, no my doctor made me carry the pills around. They were sedatives. I didn't need them except to calm me down after a visit with him the idiot. He really irritated me one day so I dropped 3 in his coffee while he had to go out of the office to get a file and he had to go home for the rest of the afternoon after our meeting. 
She might dig being a guy considering how much she enjoys them and all.
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03-29-2005, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by CM Secondly I do believe I already tortured daily for my perverted nature. But you would have to ask WR if she is willing to share | To think I do not even try.
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03-29-2005, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by C Elegans Alas, poor Fas, I understand that's the kind of delusions you try to keep because you're in fact not getting any It's too bad I hope you are strong enough to cope with they day when reality will discourage you and shatter your illusions.
Make sure Winter Rose has plenty of good books to read. | Of course i am not getting any. To get any would be to insult God and be sinning. Sinning though is fun, so maybe getting God upset would be fun as well. You never know.
Shatter what illusions? I am allowed to have 4 wives. There is nothing stating that they can't all be in bed with me at the same time
I bet she does that ice queen that she is
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03-29-2005, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by C Elegans You are taking too many pills, Luis, and you are clearly having delusions about Brynn. Bad case We must first clean out all those pills you have been taking, so follow this nice lady to the cellar. She will take care of you. *a 120 kg nurse appears and drags Luis away. | Why is always me? I mean... I dont want to take pills, but they call me. Like "Luis... Luuuiiiisssss... Come here... it is time..." I know it is not time, the doctor always told me to have only one pill a day, I have four... seven when I'm really nervous, the good thing is that I fake the document to retrieve the pills in the pharmacy, so... you know... well, they call me. Just like Brynn...
Hello nurse... Will you call me too? I guess I'll be tired after treatment. |
03-29-2005, 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by winter rose To think I do not even try. | Liar! You specifically go out of your way to hmm ruthlessly tease me!
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03-29-2005, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by CM Liar! You specifically go out of your way to hmm ruthlessly tease me! | 4 wives? Try handling one first. Books I have plenty. I always go to those when I get bored with you. And you wonder why I read so much.
Me and tease you, since when?
Luis -- come here, I'll make you feel better.
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03-29-2005, 11:12 AM
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Hmm i think the Taliban would rather join your conscience then hunt him down and kill him. There space up there for a good 300 sexually frustrated taliban?
| Jeez  Do they not have camels 
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03-29-2005, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by winter rose 4 wives? Try handling one first. Books I have plenty. I always go to those when I get bored with you. And you wonder why I read so much.
Me and tease you, since when?
Luis -- come here, I'll make you feel better. | I can handle one. All she needs to be is from some village in Pakistan. End of story You read so much to avoid me but that is not because you are bored of me Conservative values conflicting with primal instinct
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03-29-2005, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by CM I can handle one. All she needs to be is from some village in Pakistan. End of story You read so much to avoid me but that is not because you are bored of me Conservative values conflicting with primal instinct | haha.Have you met one of those women from those pakistani villages? Trust me they are not meek little creatures, they would fix you up in a matter of minutes and you would be begging for mercy.
Primal instincts? Yeah I usually feel like hitting you on your head with a hammer. Of course I have to avoid you. Otherwise I would have murder on my hands!!!
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