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03-29-2005, 07:49 AM
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| | well nothing wrong with me(not going to admit anything) but i am here to report for the courses for treatment courtes..i mean service  i'm 21 187cm 84kg and usually everyone notices that i'm a human male  .. so what's the exams..? |
03-29-2005, 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted by CE you can also just hang around and point your finger at the suffering imbeciles and give out load nasty laughs at how miserable they are. | *points at all the funny sick people* HA HA
Do I have a problem? I don't know...
CE I have a problem! I don't know what my problem is! 
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03-29-2005, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted by moltovir - Luis Antionio, with his love for Brynn which has becomen a mind-devouring obsession | Well, its not truth! Its not! I mean... she always tell me she loves me... and stuff... in my dreams.. or when I have a pill... green pill... not purple, purple pills make me remember the aliens... I mean... I'm so nervous and stuff... Could I have a hug? I mean, all this sudden pressure on me, and you saying that I'm obsessed about Brynn... Brynn? I'm not obsessed. I'm not. Yes... I'm... Brynn... *Gazes silently at the wall, lost in thoughts* |
03-29-2005, 08:19 AM
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| | Whoa, after ten minutes in here ANYBODY would lose his mind
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03-29-2005, 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted by C Elegans If you manage to make your smile look flirtatious and appreciative, you can use it to your advantage - especially when talking to women. | That is the problem. My smile looks too flirtatious, causing women to feel intimidated by me. Quote: |
Originally Posted by C Elegans You may need more than one, depending on the stamina of that one. I would say most healthy young women need at least 2, optimally three. If not for their lack of endurance, at least for variation. | And here I thought men needed at least two to three young women. What's happening to this world? 
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Reason: Read Brynn's quote and you'll see what I've edited
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03-29-2005, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Sytze That is the problem. My smile looks to flirtatious, causing women to feel intimidated by me. | I think it's the endurance problem you mentioned earlier, CE
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03-29-2005, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted by moltovir - CM, with his doubts whether he should follow his Islamic beliefs or his perverted mind | Since when was that a problem? Show me a man who is not perverted and I shall show you a chicken with 27 feet and 3 heads and a body like Angelina Jolies'.
Secondly I do believe I already tortured daily for my perverted nature. But you would have to ask WR if she is willing to share 
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03-29-2005, 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Sytze And here I thought men needed at least two to three young women. What's happening to this world? | Thats what I thought, girls always passed out after the first hour or two and I got stuck all sorts of frustrated. Just needed to find one that doesn't wear out so easily is all. 
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03-29-2005, 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Magrus Thats what I thought, girls always passed out after the first hour or two and I got stuck all sorts of frustrated. Just needed to find one that doesn't wear out so easily is all. | LMAO!! That is why i believe in the rule of three. If a woman needs one man, i need 3 women. If she needs two men, i need 6 women. See we are both happy and this way Magrus you can always choose which one you want when and where
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03-29-2005, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted by CM LMAO!! That is why i believe in the rule of three. If a woman needs one man, i need 3 women. If she needs two men, i need 6 women. See we are both happy and this way Magrus you can always choose which one you want when and where | My girl *did* say I should find someone else for my deviant thoughts of breakfast in bed...thats permission to bring someone else into it right?
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03-29-2005, 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Magrus My girl *did* say I should find someone else for my deviant thoughts of breakfast in bed...thats permission to bring someone else into it right? | But of course. It was her idea even. Since women always want to be listened to, you are listening to her and also doing what she said. You are doing this for herself, not for you
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03-29-2005, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by CM But of course. It was her idea even. Since women always want to be listened to, you are listening to her and also doing what she said. You are doing this for herself, not for you | Good, I needed help with that, my consciense went silent on that issue. Thanks for taking his place.
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03-29-2005, 09:00 AM
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| | | Don't worry. If you ever need your conscience dealt with let me know. I know some Taliban who are out of work and need cash.
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03-29-2005, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by CM Don't worry. If you ever need your conscience dealt with let me know. I know some Taliban who are out of work and need cash. | I think my conscience hides and watches porn all day actually. If he gets out of line though, I'll keep that in mind.
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03-29-2005, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Magrus I think my conscience hides and watches porn all day actually. If he gets out of line though, I'll keep that in mind. | Hmm i think the Taliban would rather join your conscience then hunt him down and kill him. There space up there for a good 300 sexually frustrated taliban?
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