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Old 02-25-2003, 12:40 AM
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I find sexual discrimination unbearable, so I wanted to make sure male SYMer's were represented

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Woweee! You made it out of here wiht a decent result- You are a sweetheart! Your honest, caring and know your girlfriend. You would neevr forget her birthday or tell her shes fat EVER! you are a super dee duper boyfriend....


Whoever she is, from the way she talks, I want to shoot her....badly
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Old 02-25-2003, 12:56 AM
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congradulations! your an *******... you dont even know your girlfriends full name,and probably have some stinky STD--what a slut you are. i pitty your girlfriend if anyone was stupid enough to actually date you.

Hrm... are there only two options?
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Old 02-25-2003, 01:00 AM
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I wouldn't know, I was convinced the thing gave me the wrong answer and didn't wanna risk it
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Old 02-25-2003, 02:53 AM
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Woweee! You made it out of here wiht a decent result- You are a sweetheart! Your honest, caring and know your girlfriend. You would neevr forget her birthday or tell her shes fat EVER! you are a super dee duper boyfriend....

...that the questions and the results are easy to expect.

Yes, there is a direct and obvious corellation between the questions and the results.
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Old 02-25-2003, 03:42 AM
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Congradulations! you are a hopeless romantic... you love to be in love- regardless of who with. You could also be classified as a drama queen/or maybe eevn gay, good luck wiht keeping a girlfriend bevause youll probably scare her of soon.


Boy, does this test have many typo's or what?
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Old 02-25-2003, 03:47 AM
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Old 02-25-2003, 04:17 AM
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congradulations! your an *******... you dont even know your girlfriends full name,and probably have some stinky STD--what a slut you are. i pitty your girlfriend if anyone was stupid enough to actually date you.
I got this one too. Both this test and the girlfriend test seems to belong to the Moral Majority
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Old 02-25-2003, 06:29 AM
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I got "hopeless romantic" but I didn't like the rest!
"Good luck, probably you'll scare her" ?!??
"Maybe you're even gay" ?!?!?!?

Who wrote this stupid test?

Edit: ehi Rob-hin, you got the same
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Old 02-25-2003, 07:45 AM
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I got "hopeless romantic" but I didn't like the rest!
"Good luck, probably you'll scare her" ?!??
"Maybe you're even gay" ?!?!?!?

Who wrote this stupid test?

Edit: ehi Rob-hin, you got the same
I got the same thing.
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Old 02-25-2003, 08:08 AM
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congradulations! your are STUPID... can you even tie your shoes?? its a wonder you made your way onto this site. you are clueless and therefore a waste of time- tell your girlfriend before she finds out on her own and spreads a nasty rumor about how you have std's and one testicle!
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Old 02-25-2003, 08:27 AM
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I got this one too. Both this test and the girlfriend test seems to belong to the Moral Majority
I would like to know what you answered to the first question, In the choice between stupid, romantic, silly, ambigous and false, what is the lesser evil?
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Old 02-25-2003, 12:38 PM
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ROFL @Waverly's result.

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I would like to know what you answered to the first question, In the choice between stupid, romantic, silly, ambigous and false, what is the lesser evil?
I chose alternative 3, the silly "(sweat profusely) " uuh i, i, love you! ", since I figured I could interpret that reply as if I was sweating in fear of triggering off the other persons unfounded expectations of "the couple-relationship kit" by telling him I love him. But I thought all the alternatives were really stupid:

1. " uhhh" , and stare blankly at her No, excluded since I am a verbal person and I have no problems telling people what I think of them.

2. " your the best girlfriend ever..." and kiss her forhead No, that would most likely be a silly lie, all my boyfriends have had their individual advantages and disadvantages.

4. "i cant do this anymore"... then turn and leave the room No, excluded, I do not have social phobia nor have problems with expressing myself.

5. psh- i dont really like my girlfriend- shes just a good lay No, excluded, if that was the case I would not label the other person my "girl/boyfriend" since that IMO denotes a more general committment, and the other person would also know if that was the case.
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Old 02-25-2003, 02:17 PM
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I am a super dee duper boyfriend....

Nice result Dottie...so, are you er...attached?
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Old 02-25-2003, 02:43 PM
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I am a super dee duper boyfriend....
Me, too. Kind of disturbing, isn't it?

At least the Girlfriend quiz wasn't full of type-o's.
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Old 02-25-2003, 03:00 PM
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Woweee! You made it out of here wiht a decent result- You are a sweetheart! Your honest, caring and know your girlfriend. You would neevr forget her birthday or tell her shes fat EVER! you are a super dee duper boyfriend....
hmmm..... I guess I passed......
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