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10-12-2003, 06:30 PM
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Yup - I think Arnold's started a trend. Now all the states are going to elect a lame celebrity for governor.
My prediction for my state - New Jersey - is that Bon Jovi will supplant Gov. McGreevey in the near future. (I know you're thinking Bruce Springsteen, but he's just a tad too cool - it will always be the lamer guy...)
Who will New York elect? Hmmmm....Robert DeNiro? Nah, too cool. Same goes for Al Pacino. Probably someone like Fran Drescher.
Florida - Governor Carrot Top
Oklahoma - Governor Hanson (the entire band)
Texas - Governor Anna Nicole Smith. Hell, at least she's smarter than George W.
Feel free to name your predictions for the rest of the states.
Also, we may want to throw in a candidate for Prime Minister of Canada - perhaps William Shatner or Pamela Anderson?
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10-12-2003, 08:41 PM
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Jimmy Buffett will one day supplant Jeb and become governor of Florida. As a result, the following changes will occur: - Everyone who doesn't like frozen mixed drinks will be escorted to the Georgia border and unceremoniously kicked out of the state.
- The definition of "business casual" will include shorts, sandals and floral button-down shirts.
- The state capitol will be moved to Key West, and the official title of lieutenant governor will be changed to "First Mate".
- The new state food will be the margarita.
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10-12-2003, 08:44 PM
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okay, you have me worried that you know where Hanson and carrot top are from...you've got issues.
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10-12-2003, 08:46 PM
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@HLD - good suggestions for policy changes. in South Padre Island, TX, they officially outlawed neckties and scks
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10-12-2003, 08:50 PM
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Too bad Oliver Hardy is dead. He would have made a great governor for Georgia. 
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10-12-2003, 10:18 PM
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Also, we may want to throw in a candidate for Prime Minister of Canada - perhaps William Shatner or Pamela Anderson?
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Just what I need to read as I'm winding down for the evening... I already suffer from insomnia as it is!  
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10-12-2003, 10:30 PM
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Also, we may want to throw in a candidate for Prime Minister of Canada - perhaps William Shatner or Pamela Anderson? | They're both a step up from good ol' Chrietian. | | |
10-13-2003, 12:18 AM
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And Pamela Lee's got enough charisma to make all the men of Canada do her bidding.....
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10-13-2003, 03:34 AM
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Is there any state willing to accept Tony? He's popular over there, I believe, always willing to show off his cheesy grin with shiny teeth, and he's a pretty good actor as well as orator, too!
I'm still supporting him to be the president, but if that doesn't work, he always has an opportunity in the US, just like Arnie. Become a governor of somewhere, then slowly but surely prepare to live in the White House in his later years.
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10-16-2003, 03:58 AM
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Hell, at least she's smarter than George W. | Well - so is jellyfish... 
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10-16-2003, 06:36 AM
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Oklahoma - Governor Hanson (the entire band)
| They still excist? 
I wonder who would rule Holland then... if we didn't have a queen that is.
Johan Cruyf? - best Dutch soccer player ever, well known for saying things like: "If you don't shoot, you don't score." "Winning is simple, score one more goal then the others."
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10-19-2003, 06:48 PM
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<SNIP>Texas - Governor Anna Nicole Smith. Hell, at least she's smarter than George W.<SNIP> | Governor Scayde or Governor Chanak is better Where's Chanak lately anyway ? Quote: Originally posted by VoodooDali
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Also, we may want to throw in a candidate for Prime Minister of Canada - perhaps William Shatner or Pamela Anderson? | I go for Aegis on this one....or RandomThug
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As much as I can't stand the guy, I think Steve Irwin "Croc Hunter" or whatever else he wants to call himself would do a decent job as Australian PM. At least it would add an extra dimension of terror to what is otherwise a rather bland style of Australian politics.
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10-21-2003, 07:14 AM
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Governor Scayde or Governor Chanak is better Where's Chanak lately anyway ? | I am nowehere to be found.
Ah, bad news for those wishing Arnie or Tony into the Whitehouse. Alas, the President of the United States must be an American citizen by birth. As far as I know, the Vice President must also meet this requirement. Not too sure about the Speaker of the House though, who would be next in line for the Presidency after the Vice President should something happen that removes the President from his cognitive senses or office. Hmmm.
As for me, I think Arnold will make a fine governor. Hah! No raw deal for this guy, no way. Why, he might even help California make some sense again after countless years spent buried beneath the silliest regulations found on planet Earth.
And while I'm at it, may I humbly nominate Gilligan for President? Either him, or Skipper Jonas Grumby. Sentimental reasons here.
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