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06-05-2002, 12:37 AM
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Last month I left Bangkok with some friends on my way to the province of Suratthani, heading to the island of Koh Samui, when we stopped over a gas station.
My intestines were on fire so I had "to go."
The gas station was fairly new and I suppose that its toilets would be clean therefore a comfy way "to go." Sure enough, the place was a great place "to let go." There was no one there, or so I thought.
The first stall was closed (as it was occupied) so I headed on to the next cubicle after the second.
Just when I was seated and poised to emit a very "silent" fart, I heard a voice from the next cubicle...
"Hi, how are you doing?"
HOLY-SHEESH-KEBAB!!!  I thought in my mind. With the very "audiodynamic" set up of the room, I would have thought that it was God talking to me if I knew I was alone. The voice was resonating all over the place.
Normally, I would keep as dead silent as possible in a situation like this so no one would think I was there. I am certainly not the type to chat with strangers in highway comfort rooms or any comfort room for that matter. (SYMian Men's Room an exception  ) What was I to do? run? keep quiet? so many questions in my mind... 
I really don't know what has gotten into me, but anyway, I answered, a little embarrassed:
"Pretty good, I guess!"
And the stranger said:
"Whats UP with you?"
Talk about your unnervingly dumb questions! WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY? (In my mind) I looked up the ceiling thinking that the guy is actually above the cubicle looking down and that he saw my "thingy" in an UPright position.  ("YIKES!") I was really beginning to think this was just TOO WEIRD! So I said:
"WELL, JUST LIKE YOU I'M MAKING CR@P!" 
Then, I heard the person, all upset, say, "Look, I'll call you back, there's some idiot in the next toilet answering all the questions I am asking you."
Last edited by Maharlika; 06-05-2002 at 03:19 AM.
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06-05-2002, 12:40 AM
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That was you!! Oh man sorry.
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06-05-2002, 12:53 AM
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LMAO!!!!
Now that is funny!
I haven't had any similar experiences. I usually keep the mens rule of no talking and just being aloof. |
06-05-2002, 01:01 AM
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| | Oh, that's a classic!
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06-05-2002, 02:02 AM
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| | | The Linkmaster strikes again !
ROFLMAO @Mah...
That's one of the funniest things I've read here so far...
But that reminds me of a link I had....
**searches around**
Ah - here it is.
No worries,
Beldin 
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06-05-2002, 03:07 AM
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| | LMAO. And here I thought I met some one who spoke to God.
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06-05-2002, 03:26 AM
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Quote: Originally posted by Weasel
That was you!! Oh man sorry. | ...I'm sorry too for BUTTing-in into your conversation...
Hmm... I wonder who weasel was talking to that time.
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06-05-2002, 05:24 AM
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| | ROFLMAO!!
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06-05-2002, 06:06 AM
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| | ROFL That is excellent |
06-05-2002, 06:14 AM
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| | great story.
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06-05-2002, 07:11 AM
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| | ROFLMAO!!! Great story Mahar - I can picture you now!
"Intestines on fire" - too much description!!!!! |
06-05-2002, 07:17 AM
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06-05-2002, 10:38 AM
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Man! Now, THATS what I call silly!
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06-05-2002, 03:32 PM
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| | ROFLMAO Great story, Mahar! Quote: Originally posted by Yshania
What kind of person calls someone from a toilet cubicle anyways? | My hubby does that sometimes...he only calls me, though (AFAIK), since it's mostly when he's angry about something related to his job, and don't want his co-workers to hear him.
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06-05-2002, 06:26 PM
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| | LMAO @ Maharlika
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