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04-11-2002, 07:30 PM
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Being as I get some kind of sadistic twisted amusement out of it,I want to hear your recipies for the best hamster tasty treat meal, for people who do not like hamsters, we also accept cute fuzzy bunnies, are also not to bad with frogs(or chameleons), there is even the weasel tartar, which is available, but will have to wait until a weasel arrives.
AN goes out sets weasel trap, there next time a weasel arrives you will all share the delightfuly exotic taste of weasel tartar.
But in any case, I have decided to start a restraunt for the delightful gourmand, and would appreciate some tasteful or not so tastful recipies, will need some of the best tasting beer, hopefully Ned and BS will agree to donate some, in exchange for a share of the profits of course.
AN goes out sets bunny trap, puts nice juicy carrot, steps back the trap snap shut.
Whoa that was fast, roast bunny anyone?
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04-11-2002, 07:31 PM
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what about dragon recipes?
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04-11-2002, 07:35 PM
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If you can catch it we will cook it, of course you got to catch me first.
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I care not for endings or beginnings, but for the eternal and infinite spaces of the universe, and for the endless exploration of eternity, and mysteries which I will find plumbing the infinite depths.
"Do not turn inward to find peace and wisdom, turn outward instead to find liberation from the narrow boundaries of self", quote from Gary Paul Nabhan, paraphrased of course
"When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong" quote from Arthur C. Clarke, thought it was interesting.
Tips on living longer: eat right, exercise, and yes castrate yourself, eunuchs live longer then normal people.
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04-11-2002, 07:41 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by AbysmalNature are also not to bad with frogs | You know, if my avatar was still the Disco Frog I would have been offended by that. But since it's Triumph the Insult Comic Dog now, I'm really rather apathetic about the whole thing. http://boards.wizards.com/rpg/wink.gif
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04-11-2002, 09:15 PM
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You know I am thinking about serving Chinese, roast dog anyone?
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I care not for endings or beginnings, but for the eternal and infinite spaces of the universe, and for the endless exploration of eternity, and mysteries which I will find plumbing the infinite depths.
"Do not turn inward to find peace and wisdom, turn outward instead to find liberation from the narrow boundaries of self", quote from Gary Paul Nabhan, paraphrased of course
"When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong" quote from Arthur C. Clarke, thought it was interesting.
Tips on living longer: eat right, exercise, and yes castrate yourself, eunuchs live longer then normal people.
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04-11-2002, 09:15 PM
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ya, we could roast weasel's weenie dog.
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04-11-2002, 09:17 PM
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04-11-2002, 09:21 PM
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hey, we could have weasel's, weenie (dog), and aegis's ****y (cat)
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04-11-2002, 09:21 PM
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hmmmm, i guess they don't like ****ie cats in this forum, (at maybe it was just aegis)
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04-11-2002, 09:37 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Aegis I thought it was cat they served... | I think they serve both. | | | 
04-11-2002, 09:42 PM
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so i guess nobody wants to roast weasel's weenie or aegis's beaver.
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04-11-2002, 10:09 PM
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Well i know some recipes for kobold. Don't know much for hamsters.
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04-11-2002, 10:20 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield Well i know some recipes for kobold. Don't know much for hamsters. | Well, one would not expect a hamster to know many recipes for cooking hamsters. | My Weenie Dogs name is....Precious!
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04-11-2002, 10:26 PM
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<Enters...
Looks around...
Decides not to touch anything in this thread..
Exits>
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04-11-2002, 10:28 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Sailor Saturn Well, one would not expect a hamster to know many recipes for cooking hamsters. | Ofcourse and after those close calls with Georgi wanting to eat me.
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