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10-21-2001, 03:10 PM
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| |  beer is better than a woman
reasons why beer is better than a woman:
1. no repercussions if you dump it.
2. they go down easy
3. they don't get mad if you take off its top
4. if it goes flat, you can throw it out.
5. if you treat it right, you're gauranteed good head
6. it tastes good every day
7. they're always wet
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10-21-2001, 03:20 PM
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They only cost $3.50. 
They come in all sorts of colours.
You can get them at any bar. |
10-21-2001, 03:24 PM
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I don't drink, but i agree in sentiment!
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10-21-2001, 11:08 PM
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I drink .... eehh, well I've enjoyed some alcoholic drinks on occasion
and I say - beer is better with a woman |
10-22-2001, 12:57 AM
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10-22-2001, 03:06 AM
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@neal&Aegis: Are you completely out of your mind?  i cant se they are even comparable.
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10-22-2001, 04:53 AM
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I think Xandax made the best point. Beer is better with the woman. |
10-22-2001, 06:14 AM
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A few more that I can remember.
You always know that you are the first to pop a beer.
Beer doesn't complain when you come home smelling of beer.
You don't hurt a beers feeling when you move onto another beer.
A beer doesn't complain if you satisfy yourself but don't quite finish it off.
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10-22-2001, 07:48 AM
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Dottie: No, they're not out of their mind, but if they think Beer is better than women..well just makes me wonder how many women they've actually had...   |
10-22-2001, 07:55 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Vivien:
<STRONG>well just makes me wonder how many women they've actually had... </STRONG>
| Vivien, You really do say the must hurtful things
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10-22-2001, 07:57 AM
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Beer is better with the woman
| depending on how much you drink
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10-22-2001, 08:02 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Saruman:
<STRONG>Vivien, You really do say the must hurtful things </STRONG>
| *hug* Not to hurt intentionally 
But really 'Beer is better than women'? I was all ready to rip into you guys, but I knew you were joking. (Or hoped you were) |
10-22-2001, 08:08 AM
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That's OK Vivien, I think we can all realise that this entire topic is a bit of light relief.
Anyway one more that is very likely to get a few groans.
You can enjoy a bear all month round
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10-22-2001, 11:10 AM
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Beer and women do have a thing in common though:
IF YOU HAVE TO MUTCH OF ONE OF THEM YOU GET A HEADACHE!!!!!!
BWAAAHAAAHHAAAAA!!! *fhew*
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10-22-2001, 11:17 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rob-hin:
<STRONG>Beer and women do have a thing in common though:
IF YOU HAVE TO MUTCH OF ONE OF THEM YOU GET A HEADACHE!!!!!!
BWAAAHAAAHHAAAAA!!! *fhew* </STRONG>
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That's why you need to work on increasing your stamina
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