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01-28-2002, 10:18 AM
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| | | After the Chaotic attempt to smear COMM and me, I realized some are not happy because they have been excluded from COMM. The Wannbe Gods are in a uproar because of low..to non..attendence. Evil Incarnated has lost his "I wannbe a Wank" crowd. And the OldSchool Spammers are just riding COMM's success hoping to make a comeback. So to even things out and make it fair, I will be taking application for new members of COMM. So as to not make you felt left out.
1.State your name.
2.Why you should be a COMM.
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01-28-2002, 10:22 AM
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I note there are no women COMM, I think for a reason
*goes back to being a member of the Fae*
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01-28-2002, 10:23 AM
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I will join the ranks of this organization, though I do not know all of its basic tenants. Since I am a senior member here, I'll need a extremely powerful position within the ranks here. And I'll need to privvy to ALL of the secret machinations, plans and plots. If you'll agree to those terms, you'll have the Power of the Witch King on your side. Otherwise, things will go quite differently.
K
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01-28-2002, 10:29 AM
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01-28-2002, 10:32 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Vivien I note there are no women COMM, I think for a reason
*goes back to being a member of the Fae* | The lovely Vivien brings up a good point. Due to the inflirt-tration of Waverly in the mist of the Flamers, vile lies have been spread. My attempts to undue the harm has been unsuccessful so far. One day my hopes will be seen and the lies will be fade away. Quote: Originally posted by Witch King I will join the ranks of this organization, though I do not know all of its basic tenants. Since I am a senior member here, I'll need a extremely powerful position within the ranks here. And I'll need to privvy to ALL of the secret machinations, plans and plots. If you'll agree to those terms, you'll have the Power of the Witch King on your side. Otherwise, things will go quite differently.
K | No agreement needed, you already have them....just on little sentence is all that is needed...I'm a COMMer.
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01-28-2002, 10:34 AM
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Is this a general audition? Or does President Weasel have specific positions in mind. (by positions I do not mean missionary..etc  )
As campaign manager for the Presidential election, I am assuming I shall be offered a high profile post.
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01-28-2002, 10:36 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Vicsun
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01-28-2002, 10:38 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by McBane Is this a general audition? Or does President Weasel have specific positions in mind. (by positions I do not mean missionary..etc )
As campaign manager for the Presidential election, I am assuming I shall be offered a high profile post. | It's just a general audition. But be sure you and Foul will have high post.
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01-28-2002, 10:42 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Weasel It's just a general audition. But be sure you and Foul will have high post. | Could you please be a little more specific. I am a little nervous to be "underneath" Foul
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01-28-2002, 10:47 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by McBane
Could you please be a little more specific. I am a little nervous to be "underneath" Foul | Not only will you be underneath Foul, you will also be underneath Weasel.
So think about it long and hard... once your in there's no way out!
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01-28-2002, 11:33 AM
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Dear High Tyrant Weasel:
It has come to my attention that the name of our exalted organization is similar to that of the political philosophy espoused and propogated by the former Soviet Union. Even if this were merely coincidental, the fact that COMM members are referred to as "Commies" inspires feelings of unease and, shall we say, pure disgust, among state department officials, and especially the operatives we have secretly posted within the Pentagon. I, therefore, formally request as name change. Being a staunch Republican, anti-communist/socialist, and ardent Reagan-worshipper to boot, I too must include myself among this "potentially" splinter group if a change in our official title will not be forthcoming. I look forward to your response with full confidence in your intelligence, wisdom and decisiveness in action.
Your fellow COMM member,
Lord Eminem
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01-28-2002, 11:33 AM
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Weasel, private message me with the secrets now, I am eager to begin my work.
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01-28-2002, 11:50 AM
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01-28-2002, 12:04 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by EMINEM Dear High Tyrant Weasel:
It has come to my attention that the name of our exalted organization is similar to that of the political philosophy espoused and propogated by the former Soviet Union. Even if this were merely coincidental, the fact that COMM members are referred to as "Commies" inspires feelings of unease and, shall we say, pure disgust, among state department officials, and especially the operatives we have secretly posted within the Pentagon. I, therefore, formally request as name change. Being a staunch Republican, anti-communist/socialist, and ardent Reagan-worshipper to boot, I too must include myself among this "potentially" splinter group if a change in our official title will not be forthcoming. I look forward to your response with full confidence in your intelligence, wisdom and decisiveness in action.
Your fellow COMM member,
Lord Eminem | Born in 1971, I was there when Reagan "tore down the wall" and sent the(If you want to call it a Communist State) to the bone yard.
So I will be open to idea's for a new improved name in his honour.
But remember it needs to be based on communicating.
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01-28-2002, 01:16 PM
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