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10-28-2004, 06:02 AM
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Some very memorable quotes from an excellent website:  Quote:
[Talrin] (OOC), "When you beat me in hand to hand combat..."
[Axel] (OOC), "*challenges Talrin to Rock, Paper, Scissors*"
[Cordt] (OOC), "Hand to hand."
[Cordt] (OOC), "He's got a point."
[Talrin] (OOC), "Okay..."
[Talrin] (OOC), "...1...2...3...ROCK!"
[Axel] (OOC), "1...2...3...NATURAL TWENTY!"
[Talrin] (OOC), "..."
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<Dead_Ice> dial up CS is good
<Dead_Ice> cos ya lag that much you can dodge the bullets matrix style
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10-28-2004, 06:13 AM
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Great site, it really made me laugh.
There are some amazing quotes, but the ones that made me laugh most are also the ones which I probably can't post.
This means I'll settle for the second best. The first one I've already posted before, but perhaps you missed it.
<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> |
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<Ouroboros> Whoops
<skrike> I think the people above me are having sex
<skrike> either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.
<BombScare> i beat the internet
<BombScare> the end guy is hard
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10-28-2004, 06:25 AM
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<Alluvium> They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic messages. Thats nothing, cause if you play it forwards, it installs Windows. 
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10-28-2004, 06:33 AM
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I should be working but all i am doing is reading this website
<gcc-> my powerbook is being assembled in taiwan. do they give people in sweatshops the weekend off?
<Simbill> lmao
<Simbill> prob not
<Simbill> lucky for you
<Simbill> =)
and this
<MortalKombat> stfu mat|t u ****
* Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!*@*
<@Acaila> FINISH HIM
<mat|t> rofl
<MortalKombat> omg wtf man
* MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch)
<@Acaila> FATALITY!
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For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
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10-28-2004, 06:36 AM
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I don't really get these shortenings
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10-28-2004, 06:40 AM
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<dabblerblue> i called tech support today
<dabblerblue> and shortly thereafter, they sent me an email detailing the use
of search engines
<dabblerblue> sarcastic bastards
Ok the first one is a comment about sweatshops and how in taiwan the person assumes his PC is being built in one and wants it quickly. So he is asking if they get weekends off, meaning when can he get his PC. Very politically incorrect.
The second well you have to be a mortal kombat fan to see the humor in that
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For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
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10-28-2004, 06:41 AM
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<XnD> Personally its not God I dislike, its his fan club I cant stand
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?
<Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
<spitfire> haha mendo
<spitfire> take a screen shot
<spitfire> wait
<spitfire> that made no sense
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10-28-2004, 06:43 AM
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This one is brilliant:
<+mOrphz> damn it :/
<@Lego> damn it :/
<+mOrphz> stop that
<@Lego> stop that
<+mOrphz>
<@Lego>
<+mOrphz> Lego smells
<@Lego> Lego smells
<+mOrphz> /quit
quit: (Lego) (~leet@apex|Lego.user.gamesnet) (Quit)
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For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
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10-28-2004, 06:44 AM
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I meant the shortenings in the jokes in general. But thanks for the explanation anyway, b/c I didn't get the second one either
So what is stfu or something?  (oh how much I hate these!)
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10-28-2004, 06:54 AM
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<Sytze> hey CM, I know what you're thinking right now
<Sytze> " "
<CM> i dont get it
<M3rlin-> what is the legal age to buy alcoholic in england ?
<p5Ds13a06> you cant buy alcoholics
<p5Ds13a06> but if you wink the right way, some of them will follow you home for free
<Thumb> do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC?
<Lucent> who?
<Thumb> center for disease control
<Lucent> i said WHO
<Thumb> what? i'm asking you
<Lucent> World Health Organization
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10-28-2004, 07:14 AM
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Whatever styze
<Goldath> I just made a sammach with enough meat to kill a large bird
<Goldath> Oh wait, it did
<Goldath> Hahaha, stupid turkey
That is just gold.
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For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
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10-28-2004, 07:35 AM
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I love bash
<freud> once i found a gummybear in my computer
<freud> opened it to change graphic card and BANG an evil red gummybear
<Lars2> how did a gummy bear end up in there?
<freud> no clue
<Deto> gummy bears will do anything to avoid getting eaten
kevin: what did you do tonight
Lucious: worked you?
kevin: haha no no, you didnt work me...i wouldve noticed
<ExT> Can you spell *CENCUR*
<ExT> Or was it... SENSUR?
<Clownie> not any more
<ExT> maybe SENZUR?
<ExT> ZENCUR?
<ExT> Allright then
<Lebowske> lol
<Clownie> I'll just pick letters from a scrabble bag, I have more chance of being right than you
<Fly_kEaT> ok so what time now in russia?
<amsea_> 17:06
<Fly_kEaT> am or pm?
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10-28-2004, 07:57 AM
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<pinkeh> females are too confusing :/ theres no where where you can hold it and press "quick save" incase something goes wrong :/
That is just beautiful!
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For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
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10-28-2004, 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted by CM Whatever sytze | Sorry mate, just couldn't resist the opportunity
<Cedaie> Your ignorance isn't helping.
<@KTottE> How am I ignorant?
<Cedaie> <@KTottE> Do it again, do it right - Ooh great help *clap* *clap*
<@KTottE> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=ignorant
<@KTottE> Maybe the word you were searching for was http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=arrogant ?
<Cedaie> yeah thats the one
<Cedaie> Your arrogance isn't helping,
<@KTottE> Neither is your ignorance
Priceless one:
<jaga> does anyone here have a computer?
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10-28-2004, 09:51 AM
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Bash.org is the site I attribute a good deal of my lost time to 
<reuben> somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running away
<reuben> i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up some electricity to the doorknob
<cristobal> why don't you put ice on the stairs
<cristobal> and heat up the door knob
<cristobal> and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer
<cristobal> then a few years later, fade from the public eye.....
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<Ich> I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood
<Ich> I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040.
<Ich> and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong.
<Ich> and the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404"
<Ich> and I actually laughed out loud
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