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12-25-2005, 11:56 AM
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*scratches my chin* I don't believe I've ever had a family function where someone got drunk and vomited. Wait, wait, no, holidays after mom and dad split up. Dad used to get twisted, especially on holidays. No work on holidays made dad drinky drinky. 
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12-25-2005, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Magrus *scratches my chin* I don't believe I've ever had a family function where someone got drunk and vomited. Wait, wait, no, holidays after mom and dad split up. Dad used to get twisted, especially on holidays. No work on holidays made dad drinky drinky. | Yeah, that's why I'm still sober 
Anyhoo, there's a few kids at home and if I dont behave the house will crumble into pieces 
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12-25-2005, 12:02 PM
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That's why you should get tipsy and play hide and seek with them. 
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12-25-2005, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Magrus That's why you should get tipsy and play hide and seek with them. | Heheh last time one of them tried to hide under the computer table, and almost made my monitor crash on the floor. But fortunately he would avoid the monitor being broken with his own body, the helluva kid. The bad news is: have you thought what could have happened if he was not under? Me, without a pc?
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12-25-2005, 12:10 PM
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You'd be in my shoes then, and let me tell you, it's not a good thing. 
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12-25-2005, 12:15 PM
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Bah Humbug
Here comes the sun king
Here comes the sun king
Everybody's laughing
Everybody's happy
Here comes the sun king
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel
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12-25-2005, 12:16 PM
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Where does Ra come into play for Christmas? 
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12-25-2005, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Magrus That's why you should get tipsy and play hide and seek with them. | Yeah, lock 'em in the closets they hide in and blame it on the alcohol. *nods*  | | |
12-25-2005, 01:17 PM
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I don't need alcohol as an excuse to lock up some of my family. The majority wouldn't complain if I tied a few up and stuffed them in the closet until everyone left.
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12-25-2005, 01:25 PM
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Hehe. It's still nice to be able to blame something else if someone objects. 
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12-25-2005, 01:28 PM
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Heh, the majority of my family, and step family are Irish. Alcohol is a way of life, not an excuse.
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12-25-2005, 01:32 PM
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Don't tell me...your family give the Irish a bad name. | | |
12-25-2005, 01:34 PM
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*blinks* The Irish have a bad name?
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12-25-2005, 01:38 PM
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Who doesn't? | | |
12-25-2005, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Aramant My extended family irks me. They all live within fifteen minutes of each other, and I live almost two hours away. As such, they all know what's going on, and are nearly friends... and then my immediate family and I go there for the obligatory familial festive visit, and we just sit amongst ourselves in the corner, not quite knowing what to do with ourselves. It's like going to a party that you've only been invited to out of habit or guilt. You're there, but no one pays attention to you. | Oh I had one of those yesterday, Christmas lunch at some obscure relations to be exact.
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