OK, It's time for school jokes. Share your funniest things happened at school !
My TA coleague comes into the class full of juniors. After turning on the overhead projector, clutch he chest and scream, "MY PACEMAKER!". And the whole room is going crazy !
__________________ "Chikara wa seigyo dekiru kedo, sore ni, tayoru tsumori wa nai." "I can control my power but I have no intention of relying on it."
"Is there anything you want, anything at all. Come to me, I'll be your guardian angel"
I have this physics teacher who stalks all of us. He squats infront of our desks and strts fiddling around with the desk legs or something on it. He also tries to hang around with us, and flirt with this young teacher in our school. He is also quite wierdly sexist against women which most men aren't now days. Our class has come to correct assumtion of his sexuality. While walking in the hallway, he drops a pen behind somebody, bends over to pick it up, and stares at the person's ass. We have seen him do things like that infront of us. He also stlks us. We were getting onto our school buses and there he's waiting for us. But the sadest thing about this man, is that we once found a Victoria's Secret bag underneath his desk.
we also have such a dirty old mathe teacher.
always answering the questions of the girls who wears the least clothes.
or he goes to the girl with the most look in and bends over her to ask here if she has anything to ask or just chats with her weither she likes it or not (usually the last one )
I of course are always the only one who says something like: 'isn't she a lttle to young for u??" or "the old people's house is just arround the corner u should look there first "
he doesn't like that i tell u but when i got the whole clas behind me he can't do a thing
ha i loves me really
don't have any problems with horny teachers at college.
But have one hell of a confusing teacher.
In a history class the guy starts on world war 2 - from our last lecture.
Goes on and on, i drown him out and 2 minutes later he ends the first sessions with that statement.
"That shows that Columbus discovering America was the start to the 2nd world war".
Half the class was like huh?
The other half were out the door for the break.
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For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
Let a skunk loose in high school.
Let a pig loose in high school.
Released 10,000 crikets in high school.
Put the princpal's car on blocks.
Had a beaker explode in chemistry, 18 stiches.
Shooting tape balls down the hallway, with a hockey stick. Then hit a teacher in the cookies as he turned the corner.
College, freshman year. General requirement, public speaking class. The very first assignment: Get up in front of a roomful of strangers and talk about yourself
So I got through it, and went to sit back down at my desk. Missed the chair completely and crashed to the floor. Everyone laughed (including me).
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