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10-22-2002, 06:45 PM
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TERRORIST ALERT!!!!!
Help us!
Because the " alQaeda/Taliban/Jihad" cannot stand nudity and consider
it
a
sin to see a naked woman that is not one's wife, next Saturday
afternoon at
2:00p.m. EST, all North American women are asked to walk out of
their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood
terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist
effort.
All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
homes to prove that they think it's OK to see other women nude.
(Since theTaliban/alQaeda/Jihad does not approve of alcohol, a cold
six-pack at your side is further proof of your
anti-Taliban/anti-alQaeda
sentiment.)
Notify the appropriate authorities of any people who do not
participate.
Your efforts to root out terrorists will be greatly appreciated and
indicate your desire to demonstrate your patriotism.
To achieve 100% participation, forward this note to other similarly
minded
patriots.
Let's all do our part to ferret out those terrorists from our
neighbourhoods!!!!!
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10-22-2002, 06:56 PM
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For once Aegis I believe your on to something great, something... grand.
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10-22-2002, 07:28 PM
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10-22-2002, 07:44 PM
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| |  Quote: Originally posted by BaronTx
Noooooooo!!!!!!!! I live in an older (but stately neighborhood).    And there are a lot of original home owners here | ROFLMAO..
was just thinking the same thing 
*HUG*
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10-22-2002, 07:58 PM
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10-22-2002, 08:35 PM
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I'll be delighted to lend my assistance to this Noble Cause, and make certain that all women do as requested. 
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10-22-2002, 08:47 PM
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10-22-2002, 08:51 PM
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10-22-2002, 08:57 PM
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Hrm, doesnt islam have rules concerning clothing for men aswell? | | |
10-22-2002, 09:10 PM
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10-22-2002, 09:15 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Dottie
Hrm, doesnt islam have rules concerning clothing for men aswell? | To the best of my knowledge, yes. Im not sure exactly what is looked upon as acceptable and what is frowned upon, though. But AFAIK, there are strict rules on women's clothing and somewhat strict on men's clothing.
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10-22-2002, 09:25 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Tybaltus
But AFAIK, there are strict rules on women's clothing | wich is another point... wouldnt it be enough if the woman walked around the block without wearing veils? | | |
10-22-2002, 09:26 PM
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10-22-2002, 09:31 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Dottie
Hrm, doesnt islam have rules concerning clothing for men aswell? | I'm not sure what it is for men, but I believe it was meant to be similar to that of women except the so called "good" Muslims don't really follow it. I believe the women have to cover their head, and most of their skin. Hands, feet, face, neck, can show, but I'm not sure. Quote: |
wich is another point... wouldnt it be enough if the woman walked around the block without wearing veils?
| That would be enough if we just want them to go into a coma, and then arrest them, but if they go totally naked, these guy's heads may pop off, like in Mars Attack.  | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | | Display Modes | Rate This Thread |  Linear Mode | | 
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