another pointless link

[Beldin]

I just hope this hasn't been around yet - at least I couldn't find it ..

Deng Deng - turn your sound on !

No worries !

Beldin

[AbysmalNature]

Whoa that was weird, really meessed up I tink , swang and impissalb, biit finny.

[Ned Flanders]

Open this up in several different Internet explorer windows. It gets crazy.

[VoodooDali]

Quote:

Originally posted by Ned Flanders Open this up in several different Internet explorer windows. It gets crazy.

Will you come fix my computer after I do?

[Beldin]

Has one of the SLURRs out there any Idea what SLURR REALLY is ?

SLURR

Just found it on the net.....BOY AM I BORED OR WHAT ?


No worries,

Beldin

[AbysmalNature]

Ah foie we stole the name first, what right do they have to steal it from us, we stole it fair and square .

And no self respecting SLURR would have any idea of what the word SLURR means, most of us are to deep in da booze to know.

[Aegis]

Okay, I did what it told me too, and nothing.

[Craig]

LMAO

[Beldin]

Anybody here remember Minsc (BG-Series) ?

Enjoy:

Hamsterdance

...and don't tell Boo !



No worries, I'm still sane !

Beldin

[Beldin]

OK. mates - this time it's a TEST !

Dirty Mind Test


My result :

Your score = 70

What does your score mean?
Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?



No worries,

Beldin

[Tamerlane]

My Result = 55

What does your score mean?


Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?

[Beldin]

AND - Are you Jealous ?

Your score = 20

What does your score mean?
When it comes to jealousy, you're as cool as a cucumber. A coworker could beat you for a promotion and you'd probably be genuinely happy for them; your partner could share a cozy corner with an attractive stranger and you'd barely blink an eye. Where does this untouchable attitude come from? Well, you are most likely very confident - both in your own personal worth and your partner's loyalty to you. You may occasionally feel a twinge of envy (who doesn't), but overall you realize that the green-eyed monster is one creature you just don't want to mess with. Your relationships surely benefit from this attitude.

[Tamerlane]

Jealousy 25.

[Eerhardt]

Dirty Mind: 30
Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?
Jealousy: 35
When it comes to jealousy, you're as cool as a cucumber. A coworker could beat you for a promotion and you'd probably be genuinely happy for them; your partner could share a cozy corner with an attractive stranger and you'd barely blink an eye. Where does this untouchable attitude come from? Well, you are most likely very confident - both in your own personal worth and your partner's loyalty to you. You may occasionally feel a twinge of envy (who doesn't), but overall you realize that the green-eyed monster is one creature you just don't want to mess with. Your relationships surely benefit from this attitude.
Answers below:

1
- You're introduced to three new co-workers who happen to be of the opposite sex. Would one of your first thoughts be, "which one would I most like to have sex with?"
yes
- Would you give up a year of your life if you could live out your ultimate sexual fantasy?
no
- You and your spouse are shopping for mattresses. Do you immediately think about how good the sex will be, rather than the sleep?
no
- You're at a friend's pool party and see their incredibly gorgeous 17-year old nephew (or niece) sunbathing. Do you fantasize about them?
yes
- You call up your girlfriend or boyfriend and they say they'll call you back because they're just getting into the shower. Do you mentally insert yourself into the picture?
yes
- If you were given a dollar for every time the thought of sex crosses your mind in one day, your wallet would have:
Twenty dollars.
- You run into a friend's ex at a business convention. You remember hearing how great they were in bed. Do you:
Think about what you're going to have for lunch.
- Is it okay to have sexual fantasies about a friend's spouse?
no
Can you get a massage without thinking about sex?
yes
- Do you think about sex more than your career?
no

2
- Would it bother you if your current partner went out to dinner with their still single ex?
no
- You're at a party and your partner spends a significant amount of time talking to an extremely attractive single person of the opposite sex. Does it bother you?
yes
- You and your best friend are up for the same job. Your best friend gets it. Are you happy for them?
yes
- You find out that, in your parents will, your sibling is inheriting more than you are. Do you...
Get angry at your sibling
- You find out that your partner was at a bachelor party with strippers and there was whipped cream involved. Do you:
Confront them and talk it out.
- Have you ever hit star-69 to find out who just called your partner?
no
- You're at a party and you run into your recent ex with their new attractive boyfriend or girlfriend. Does it bother you?
no
- Do you get jealous if someone of the opposite sex checks out your partner?
no
- You and your best friend are out at a bar; an attractive member of the opposite sex asks for their number instead of yours. Are you jealous?
yes
- Has anyone ever filed a restraining order against you?
no

[Ode to a Grasshopper]

Dirty Mind=60. Probably because I'm single at the moment, so all those partner questions were more flippant than they would have been otherwise.
Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?

Jealousy=25. I loved the last question "Has anyone ever filed a restraining order against you?"
When it comes to jealousy, you're as cool as a cucumber. A coworker could beat you for a promotion and you'd probably be genuinely happy for them; your partner could share a cozy corner with an attractive stranger and you'd barely blink an eye. Where does this untouchable attitude come from? Well, you are most likely very confident - both in your own personal worth and your partner's loyalty to you. You may occasionally feel a twinge of envy (who doesn't), but overall you realize that the green-eyed monster is one creature you just don't want to mess with. Your relationships surely benefit from this attitude.