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05-04-2003, 10:19 AM
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| |  And with a *poof*... he's back!
1 year after being sold to Cheesmage in an auction by Vixen, minigrunt *pops* into existence on the layby of the M40 motorway near Hillingdon. Bloodied and dirty, dazed and confused, our miniature travelling voyeur is clearly shocked by his experiences.
After failing to be digested and ripping his way through Cheesemage's stomach lining a la "Alien", minigrunt had to battle with death itself. No way was Cheesemage losing this tasty snack! Minigrunt barely walked away with his life, finally having to throttle the hapless BG2 player with his own lower bowels.
Exhausted, he was unable to make good his escape as Vixen placed him back in his little dungeon jar. "Another successful sale - on to the next", she cackled Witch-like.
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05-04-2003, 11:33 AM
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| | | I would like to meet this Mini-Grunt...
Edit: Oh! Being your GF, have I met him already?!
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05-04-2003, 11:38 AM
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| | Uh oh, there's a whole load of jokes and flames at my expense in there. Not difficult to find either... unlike MiniGrunt.  |
05-04-2003, 11:40 AM
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| | | Dang, she beat me to it! |
05-04-2003, 11:41 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Gruntboy
Uh oh, there's a whole load of jokes and flames at my expense in there. Not difficult to find either... unlike MiniGrunt. | He is difficult to find?!
Who will flame you for that?
Edit: Dang! He's fast today!
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05-04-2003, 11:42 AM
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| | Its just that he's so small, see? |
05-04-2003, 11:48 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Gruntboy
Its just that he's so small, see? | I thought he was quite a good size, actually...
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05-04-2003, 11:52 AM
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You heard it here first ladies.
MiniGrunt is wee little fella, about the size of a horned melon who rummages in peoples packs and finds their embarrassing parephenailia. |
05-04-2003, 11:54 AM
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| | | Yes, sugar - you told me that this morning in, er, well, bed, actually.
But if you hadn't have told me I might have assumed mini Grunt was a new fashion in short skirts....
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05-04-2003, 11:54 AM
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| | | Why don't you 2 get a m/hotel room,
Wait...................you probally did that allready.
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05-04-2003, 11:56 AM
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| | Careful stilgar or MiniGrunt might find some blackmail material in your wallet.  |
05-04-2003, 11:59 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Stilgar
Why don't you 2 get a m/hotel room,
Wait...................you probally did that allready. | We don't need a hotel room coz Grunty has a fantastic playboy penthouse flat in an expensive part of London.
And I come to visit him in it and we drink tea, wear stripey pyjamas, watch "The Usual Suspects" and snuggle.
(Then I feel somewhat confused about "The Usual Suspects" and Grunty has to explain it to me several times. What the heck is it all about?)
Then we just shug, drink more tea, maybe have some toast and be desperately happy together! Awww!
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05-04-2003, 12:06 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Gruntboy
Careful stilgar or MiniGrunt might find some blackmail material in your wallet. | Hé. i'm not assamed for my Kelly-Family-Fanclub-Membership-Card!!!!
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05-04-2003, 12:07 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Enchantress
We don't need a hotel room coz Grunty has a fantastic playboy penthouse flat in an expensive part of London.
And I come to visit him in it and we drink tea, watch "The Usual Suspects" and snuggle. | Eeeeeeeh.......speachless...........trying not to vizualize.........................
Great movie isn't it.
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05-04-2003, 12:09 PM
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| | What this in you pocket Stilgar?!
Blockbuster rental card: member name "Keyser Soze"
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