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07-11-2002, 04:34 AM
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I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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07-11-2002, 04:50 AM
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I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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07-11-2002, 04:58 AM
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Scary what you can do with Lego....really SCARY !
No worries,
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Ah, lego, that takes me back a number of years... when I was still young and innocent (well, maybe not innocent  ). I don't intend on reading the other stories as well, but it was a pretty accurate version of the Adam and Eve story as I know it. Although, I don't recall Gen 3:21 saying Adam and Eve were Jedi's?
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If you look closely you can also see that Yahweh has what looks like a sleazy porn-star moustache under his beard.
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God created Lego, why am I not surprised
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This thread should be a sticky. New members should not be depraved of such comedy.
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Ned Flanders This thread should be a sticky. New members should not be depraved of such comedy. | Deprived, either. Though I daresay that new users will become depraved relatively quickly...
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07-11-2002, 12:19 PM
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This is really bad Sleepy!
What an awfull story...
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Tears.. tears of laughter can not begin to describe the agony i feel in my heart as I laugh beyond my lungs capability. I can not inhale enough air to breath freely, for the laughter is to great. The lego testament, not to mention the rest of that cracked out philisophy major's crap.... pain..
tears
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| | Quote: Originally posted by RandomThug tears | Good isn't it
If you want more amusing stuff try here
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07-11-2002, 07:17 PM
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oh my..i couldnt stop laughing at that patiorism one. WOO! thats a good one. The lego bible was actually incredibly informative to me. Being as I am Buddhist but found the Bible boring to read. This was great!
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So, this is what you get when you reach 10,000. At least we know nothing changes.
Good stuff BTW
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Lego, as amusing as it is, cant touch the patriatism one. Hehe, wheres thug when you need him?
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