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08-03-2001, 02:28 AM
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Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!"
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries. The millionaire was impressed.
He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?"
The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money, nor do I want your daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that water!"
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Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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08-03-2001, 02:49 AM
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LOL 
well who can blame him
I think we are the only ones in this little forum today Vehemence....oh well let's make the best of it
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08-03-2001, 02:52 AM
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It's still early Garcia! Besides, most of em are still sleeping 
So what do you suggest? Spam raid?
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Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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08-03-2001, 02:54 AM
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Oy oy sailor boys! I'm 'ere! *LOL* Veh btw
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08-03-2001, 02:55 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Vehemence:
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So what do you suggest? Spam raid? </STRONG>
| you got it
I know that Xandax was out drinkin last night he will proberly be here around 6 p.m.
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08-03-2001, 02:58 AM
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@Vehemence: LOL...really good
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08-03-2001, 03:04 AM
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I have nothing salient to contribute to this topic, I just wanted to make my presence known.  This pointless spam has been brought to you by Kayless
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08-03-2001, 03:07 AM
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Spam is never pointless, Kayless.
Hmmm... so we have ourselves a little spam raid party! I suggest we go for a full force approach and apply our spamming to each and every topic in a six mile radius!
Either that or we send Nippy out to get some some Hamburgers
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Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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08-03-2001, 03:12 AM
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Why not have him get Spamburgers instead? 
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Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
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Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
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08-03-2001, 03:14 AM
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We'll have a vote:
Reply once if you want a hamburger.
Reply four thousand six hundred and twenty two times if you want a spam burger
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Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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08-03-2001, 03:16 AM
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Owch. By the time people reach four thousand six hundred and twenty two posts for Spamburgers they'll have already starved to death! 
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Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
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08-03-2001, 03:20 AM
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My point exactly, Kayless 
Hamburgers it is then
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Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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08-03-2001, 03:20 AM
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08-03-2001, 03:21 AM
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*yells to nippy as he runs out the door* Can I get fries with that?!!
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Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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08-03-2001, 03:25 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Vehemence:
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Reply four thousand six hundred and twenty two times if you want a spam burger </STRONG>
| 1 Reply times four thousand six hundred and twenty two = four thousand six hundred and twenty two
Spamburger here
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