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07-09-2002, 06:37 PM
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With the botched invasion now public, Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chrétien scrambled to diffuse anger in Washington. Fortunately, his explanation to President Bush has so far succeeded in deflecting American ire. "He told me the smoke wasn't from Quebec," said Bush. "He said it was from al Quebec. Damn, those guys are everywhere."
| The Secret Invasion 
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07-09-2002, 08:43 PM
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I KNEW IT!! THOSE CANUCKS! and to think I was gonna get a house in the Poconos but id have to live next a canadien general!
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07-09-2002, 09:24 PM
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Its times like this when I DO believe the world's on heroin..
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07-09-2002, 09:30 PM
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Its times like this when I DO believe the world's on heroin.. | The reports of Bush doing heroin are not proven.
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07-09-2002, 11:44 PM
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Aah I forgot about Satirewire, man I used to love visiting this site. "So, if we are short by about 1.9 million soldiers, how, exactly, were we going to pull this invasion off?" asked Ontario MP John Godfrey. "Were we just going to use smoke?"
"And mirrors," said Henault. "Lots and lots of mirrors."
LMAO!
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07-10-2002, 12:36 AM
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Canadians..........will they ever learn? | | |
07-10-2002, 06:46 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Weasel
The reports of Bush doing heroin are not proven. | I thought Dubya was into cocaine . . . or maybe just some insider trading.
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07-10-2002, 07:20 AM
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I thought Dubya was into cocaine . . . or maybe just some insider trading. |
Here's the evidence:
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07-10-2002, 11:28 AM
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Damn... I always knew those politicians would find a way to mess up my plans... | | |
07-10-2002, 11:39 AM
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HAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA
we've defeated those dirty canuckers once again!!!
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07-10-2002, 11:46 AM
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I'd be careful what you say... Otherwise, we might cut off your supply of timber, beer, Maple Syrup, and hot Canadian women... | | |
07-10-2002, 11:55 AM
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I'd be careful what you say... Otherwise, we might cut off your supply of timber, beer, Maple Syrup, and hot Canadian women... | You mean Bush is going to run for office in Canada???
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07-10-2002, 12:01 PM
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07-10-2002, 03:15 PM
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You'll stop giving us beer and syrup and women? First off your women come to us, second off pancacks suck. Third off whenever we run out of our natural resources or we get into an argument with canada, we will just take it. I have a firm belief that in the next decade america will just invade little america (canada) and take whatever we want.
that includes your beer. Even though ours is perfectly fine. yes coors light is great, and by great i mean super great.
thug
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07-10-2002, 03:28 PM
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Have I mentioned I don't like RandomThug anymore
j/k.
If it weren't for canadian women being lured across the border by vast amounts of money, america would have degenerated into a pile of inbred hill billies like Bush, I mean the Southern States, I mean, ah you know what I mean.
Thirdly, american beer is nothing. The . comes AFTER the 5! Just so you know. Coors = great. And by great, I mean bad, greatly bad.
Not to mention, in your ignorance, maple syrup can be used on more than just pancakes. Ahem, Waffles, and... errr, well, whats one thing you CAN'T put maple syrup on?
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