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08-30-2002, 05:02 PM
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Is everyone out to get you? Afraid of all those crazy Spammers who always make complete putty out of a once-descent conversation? Or how about those Lurkers? always creeping around and sneaking up on you when you least expect it.
Welcome to AC's Parlor of Paranoia (Credits of Title all go to T'.  ) where we have some lovely women to listen to all your needs and some descent SYM men (!  !) to be the ladies' shoulder to cry on. Feel free to express your worst fears to our team of expert crisis councilers who can calm your nerves... With the aid of alchohal, of course. 
Take a seat in this pleasant atmosphere, and if you really think your problems are beyond professional help, maybe you should take a look at the old Bar and Grrrrril and learn about REAL problems and issues that you'd probably never even thought of.
So pull up a chair and enjoy the soft background music. Relax, and most importantly, enjoy. 
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08-30-2002, 05:04 PM
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| | Get me a beer wench!!
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08-30-2002, 05:06 PM
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Needs? Express? What is this, a love in?
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08-30-2002, 05:08 PM
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08-30-2002, 05:08 PM
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| |  Quote: Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Needs? Express? What is this, a love in? | *Awakes in the 60's*
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08-30-2002, 05:09 PM
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__________________ GameBanshee Make your gaming scream! "I have seen them/I have watched them all fall/I have been them/I have watched myself crawl" "I will only complicate you/Trust in me and fall as well" "Quiet time...no more whine" | | |
08-30-2002, 05:09 PM
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How do we know this is really a pleasant atmosphere, and that your virtual beverages don't actually hide poisons designed to sap our strength of will? Huh??
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08-30-2002, 05:11 PM
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08-30-2002, 05:11 PM
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08-30-2002, 05:11 PM
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Fable..we never tell what those secret ingredients are
__________________ GameBanshee Make your gaming scream! "I have seen them/I have watched them all fall/I have been them/I have watched myself crawl" "I will only complicate you/Trust in me and fall as well" "Quiet time...no more whine" | | |
08-30-2002, 05:11 PM
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*Walks in, grabs a Keiths, sits down, and watches* | | |
08-30-2002, 05:11 PM
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| | I have to agree with Fable...my last drink tasted real funny and I lack the strength to complain..
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08-30-2002, 05:11 PM
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08-30-2002, 05:13 PM
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| | | Well, I don't know if I fit in here, It's awfully hard for a dominatrix to pretend she's paranoid. ...But maybe I can reinforce some other peoples neuroses...
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08-30-2002, 05:13 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Aqua-chan
**pats Fable on the back**
Is alright, just have a seat and tell me all about it. | What did the spider say?? Come in and rest a moment?
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