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12-23-2005, 10:00 AM
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| | | A visit from Pantless Santa, come sit on his lap
He was dressed all in fur, from his waist to his brow,
But above his black boots he was starkers, sans trow!
He was carrying something, but my eyes wouldn’t track,
Though the legends do say he bears a large sack.
His calves were well muscled, his thighs long and lean,
His cheeks might have been waxed, what could that mean?
A bottle of bourbon he gripped in his fist,
Then he motioned me over, saying “You’re on my list.”
I took two step closer, in spite of myself,
Then thought better and fled the Satyrous elf!
So whataya want Panty Claus to bring ya? Yes, you have to sit on my lap before you tell me…
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12-23-2005, 10:03 AM
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| | | *to self* will I sit on Waverlys lap for Queen tickets???????????????????????
Hmmmm . . . YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sits on lap*
I would like tickets to the queen concert in cleveland please!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*And a pony* |
12-23-2005, 10:05 AM
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| |  Another Waverly sighting? I'm honoured. 
*sits on lap*
No! I want Queen tickets! (to Vancouver, please  ) Whoa, what if chu and I saw eachother at a Queen concert? (after getting past the problem that we don't know what eachother looks like   ) |
12-23-2005, 10:12 AM
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| | | There’s Queen without Freddie? Huh. Who’d have thunk?
Here’s a soundrack from Flash Gordon – now run along.
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12-23-2005, 10:19 AM
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| | *sits on lap*
I wish Santa had pants on......or would shave his legs... 
and I want a puppy! |
12-23-2005, 10:19 AM
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| | Another request?! Well, I'll be a rutting reindeer...
A pantless elf shows up and next thing you know, everyone wants to listen to Queen...
Not that there is anything wrong with that! 
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12-23-2005, 10:23 AM
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| | There’s Queen without Freddie? Huh. Who’d have thunk?
Well...  Technically it's not Queen anymore. Now it's "Queen with Paul Rodgers." What a lousy name for a band!
Ooh! Pick me!
*sits on lap*
I want my plane to play Secret Window for the movie! |
12-23-2005, 10:28 AM
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| | | *Peers in through the window. Eyes like planets. Gasps* There are two santas on this board and they're both evil!!! |
12-23-2005, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Juniper1028 *sits on lap*
I wish Santa had pants on......or would shave his legs...
and I want a puppy! | Santa is going to need to see some valid (or at least expertly doctored) ID before we discuss the leg shaving thing.
However, I think Puddles The Incontinent Retriever has found a home!
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12-23-2005, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Fiona *Peers in through the window. Eyes like planets. Gasps* There are two santas on this board and they're both evil!!! | Maybe they'll end up having a showdown with one another.
Santa BS: (*in best John Wayne voice*) "Pilgrim, this here forum ain't big enough for the two of us."
Pantless Santa Waverly: (*laughing maniacally*) "And, I'm about to fix that problem."
Oh, hi Waverly, and Happy Holidays to you!
And no, I have no intention of sitting on your lap
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12-23-2005, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Waverly Santa is going to need to see some valid (or at least expertly doctored) ID before we discuss the leg shaving thing. | *hands id over* here ya go! Quote: |
Originally Posted by Waverly However, I think Puddles The Incontinent Retriever has found a home! | 
Once Santa had shaved.....I'd like to ask for some puppy sized diapers |
12-23-2005, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by dragon wench And no, I have no intention of sitting on your lap | Now that's the spirit! So how is this going to work? 
Erm... happy holidays to you too.
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12-23-2005, 10:39 AM
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| | DW, Is that like "I have no intention of raising taxes" |
12-23-2005, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Waverly Now that's the spirit! So how is this going to work?
Erm... happy holidays to you too. | Maybe I could sit on your lap via telekinesis or projecting my image?
@Fiona,
Given the circumstances, I don't thinking "raising" is the best choice of words....
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12-23-2005, 10:43 AM
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| | | I never thought about sitting on your lap, Wave, but hey, if you dress up like mean santa with red leather and slap CM hard I'll do it for like... 0,5 seconds.
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