A visit from Pantless Santa, come sit on his lap

[Hill-Shatar]

I wonder if this would be a good time to come in with my snazzy new sparkly dress and a blonde wig that DW keeps pressuring to wear?

*wanders in fully clothed in unidentifiable lab coat and equipement*

Hello Sir Waverly. Do you mind if I hover over your lap? I had a most disturbing worry that this might be something akin to Magrus' need for a D-Cup.

[Fiona]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waverly *sends out a band of elves to wrap Fiona in lights and tinsel* I’ve got just the thing to make you feel more festive.

Run! Run! As fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man,

Did I just say that?

[Bloodstalker]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fiona Run! Run! As fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man, Did I just say that?

No, you typed it

[Phreddie]

*takes pillow form fence, places on waverlys lap*
I want a pony, a few of my fellow flying golden goats, and a nice set of china.

[Aqua-chan]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bloodstalker No, you typed it

You wonder why you have so few friends.

[Bloodstalker]

Got you don't I? I guess you rubbed off on me somewhere along the line

[Aqua-chan]

Ha ha. You're funny. Smartass.

You weren't a hermit by choice. You were Exiled, so stop lying to the noobs.

[Bloodstalker]

I was never exiled. Excommunicated maybe, but never exiled. They always fear to do so. They knew you just couldn;t stand to be apart from me like that

[Aqua-chan]

Oh, to be separated from a lecherous hermit who sneaks peeks at men and women from sewers that run past our rooms.

I'm sure they have therapy groups for this sort of thing; I'm sure I could have survived.

[Bloodstalker]

Don;t look at me. I can always find my way back to your room you know.

I'll go you one better. I'll provide the private room and the couch. All you have to do is show up

[Aqua-chan]

I get to bring my tazer, right?

[Bloodstalker]

I'm not one do judge. Besides, it sounds kind of intriguing. In a warped, hurt me now kinda way.

[Aqua-chan]

Your depravity knows no bounds. And this is coming from me.

[Bloodstalker]

Not my fault. You're more than welcome to bring the handcuffs if you really think I should be bound