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12-23-2005, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by TonyMontana1638 My client has no comment about the charges pressed against him... Other than to say he didn't do it.
Well met Waverly  . | Yeah, that and Dancer is 'well known' around the North Pole. Plus, like he told me to say, I didn't do it.
You are off my naughty list, Fable!
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12-23-2005, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Waverly Well, now that you own Puddles, there are some things that Santa wants you to keep in mind: Never, ever, make any sudden movements near Puddles. Don’t wear anything red. Under no circumstances should you make eye contact with him! Always wear long pants.? | OH! a further explantation as to why Santa is pantless!!  Quote: |
Originally Posted by Waverly I’m in for snap! Are we playing for Russian T-notes or coupons to Madam Wong’s all-night massage? | LOL!! BOTH!  | | |
12-23-2005, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by TonyMontana1638 My client has no comment about the charges pressed against him... Other than to say he didn't do it. | Your client has already been convicted before for species miscegenation, moral turpitude, corrupting a minor sheep, and littering. I don't think I'm announcing any real news when I point out that Greenpeace is ferrying 8 former wives who wear suspiciously long woolen coats over from New Zealand, just to greet Waverly.
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12-23-2005, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by fable Your client has already been convicted before for species miscegenation, moral turpitude, corrupting a minor sheep, and littering. I don't think I'm announcing any real news when I point out that Greenpeace is ferrying 8 former wives who wear suspiciously long woolen coats over from New Zealand, just to greet Waverly. | My client still has no comment, especially considering neither he nor I know what some of those words mean... And as for the wives they, eh.... were a um, gift from... Uh, Mrs. Claus! Yeah! For God's sake isn't a wife allowed to give her husband an anniversary present in this country?!
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12-23-2005, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by fable Your client has already been convicted before for species miscegenation, moral turpitude, corrupting a minor sheep, and littering. I don't think I'm announcing any real news when I point out that Greenpeace is ferrying 8 former wives who wear suspiciously long woolen coats over from New Zealand, just to greet Waverly. | LMAO! That oughta be good for a movie
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12-23-2005, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by fable Your client has already been convicted before for species miscegenation, moral turpitude, corrupting a minor sheep, and littering. I don't think I'm announcing any real news when I point out that Greenpeace is ferrying 8 former wives who wear suspiciously long woolen coats over from New Zealand, just to greet Waverly. | That's not a 'conviction', that was commendation from the president himself! He even invited me to this private hotel on this island off the coast of Panama where I had a very private room and lots of armed escorts. I used to play Frisbee with this guy who got some sort of farming commendation – that’s what it sounded like anyway. Why else would he have been stockpiling 16 tons of nitrate?
Everyone was very upset when I had to leave.
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12-23-2005, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Juniper1028 OH! a further explantation as to why Santa is pantless!! | Erm, no, that's not it.
Come to think of it, I'm not sure why I'm pantless.
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12-23-2005, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Waverly Come to think of it, I'm not sure why I'm pantless. | Perhaps you woke up that way, and you can't remember how it happened???
Perhaps we should all embark on a hunt for a pair of red and white furry trousers 
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12-23-2005, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by dragon wench Perhaps we should all embark on a hunt for a pair of red and white furry trousers | Yes, let's find my pants! Pardon me while I bend over to look under your chair.
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12-23-2005, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Waverly Yes, let's find my pants! Pardon me while I bend over to look under your chair. | *Notices Waverly's naked rump stuck high in the air, as he searches beneath said chair, speculates on kicking it, then decides to take a photo instead, to send off to Weasel and his sheep.....*
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12-23-2005, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Waverly Yes, let's find my pants! Pardon me while I bend over to look under your chair. | I sure Puddles would be happy to help look for your red pants!!
*whistles*
"Puddles! "
*sigh*
does anyone have a mop?
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12-23-2005, 01:22 PM
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*wonders if it is at least relatively safe to enter, sees a truly horrid sight, closes eyes and holds out mop*
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12-23-2005, 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by dragon wench *Notices Waverly's naked rump stuck high in the air, as he searches beneath said chair, speculates on kicking it, then decides to take a photo instead, to send off to Weasel and his sheep.....* | That's so thoughtful, he can add them to his gallery.
There's no pants under here, but I can see up your skirt. I don't think I've ever seen a a Karl Rove tattoo - especially not there.
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12-23-2005, 01:25 PM
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Is there any way I can get verification of that Rove tattoo?
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12-23-2005, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Waverly That's so thoughtful, he can add them to his gallery.
There's no pants under here, but I can see up your skirt. I don't think I've ever seen a a Karl Rove tattoo - especially not there. | You mean he has an entire collection of you, featured in different poses? 
I'm wearing jeans, not a skirt, you've had too much Christmas eggnog, and you're hallucinating
@BS, see above
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