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12-23-2005, 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted by dragon wench @Fiona,
Given the circumstances, I don't thinking "raising" is the best choice of words....  | Funny.....I thought it was very apt | | | 
12-23-2005, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Fiona Funny.....I thought it was very apt  | Psst... take care.. its a ghost from GB past, it may... grasp your feet while you sleep
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12-23-2005, 09:49 AM
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It's OK Luis. I didn't enter the .....grotto | | | 
12-23-2005, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Fiona It's OK Luis. I didn't enter the .....grotto  | Watch your feet
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12-23-2005, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Fiona Funny.....I thought it was very apt  | "Hair Raising?"
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12-23-2005, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Fiona *Peers in through the window. Eyes like planets. Gasps* There are two santas on this board and they're both evil!!! | And one of them has elves that look suspiciously like pregnant sheep in elven miniskirts. I'm not naming any names.
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12-23-2005, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Fiona There are two santas on this board and they're both evil!!! | You say that like it’s a bad thing. What do good guys do? I’ll tell you what they do: they sit around waiting for life to happen to them. In fact, they aren’t even really living until someone really evil comes along, destroys their village, kidnaps their girl friend, deflowers their pets, and gives their life definition!
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12-23-2005, 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Waverly ...deflowers their pets... | If you consider the fact that Wavely is a notorious sheepherder, all becomes clear.
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12-23-2005, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by fable If you consider the fact that Wavely is a notorious sheepherder, all becomes clear. | Sheep are really a springtime accessory. It's reindeer during the yule.
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12-23-2005, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by fable If you consider the fact that Wavely is a notorious sheepherder, all becomes clear. | Bah! Waverly dont know the difference about Sonic the Hedgehog and Dolly the Sheep.
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12-23-2005, 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Juniper1028 Once Santa had shaved.....I'd like to ask for some puppy sized diapers  | Now that Santa has some nice, smooth legs, who is up for some reindeer games?!
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12-23-2005, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Waverly Now that Santa has some nice, smooth legs, who is up for some reindeer games?! | LOL!
*wonders if pants would of been a safer option*
BUT! anyone up for a game of SNAP!
Oh Wait!
*sits on Santa smooth lap*
Puddles would like some fancy pants.....aka diapers!
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12-23-2005, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Waverly Sheep are really a springtime accessory. It's reindeer during the yule. | I suppose that would explain the paternity suit launched against you by Prancer and Dancer.
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12-23-2005, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by fable I suppose that would explain the paternity suit launched against you by Prancer and Dancer. | My client has no comment about the charges pressed against him... Other than to say he didn't do it.
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12-23-2005, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Juniper1028 LOL!
Puddles would like some fancy pants.....aka diapers! | Well, now that you own Puddles, there are some things that Santa wants you to keep in mind: Never, ever, make any sudden movements near Puddles. Don’t wear anything red. Under no circumstances should you make eye contact with him! Always wear long pants.
I’m in for snap! Are we playing for Russian T-notes or coupons to Madam Wong’s all-night massage?
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