Probably my two favorite so far...I also liked the black eye peas on new years day.

42. A true southerner knows that the only glass you'll ever need is a jar.

43. A true Southener realizes that if it isn't loaded with cholesterol, it's really not food.

LOL....Must have been a Yankee :D

LOL....And Jelly glasses for fancy Sunday Dinners, or Thanksgiving :D

LOL...True, the only way to eat a green salad is slow simmered in a pot with salt, pepper, lemon and a generous slab of salt pork :D

Must resist redneck jokes at Southerner's expense.... :D

Pansy:p

LOL.......Southerners have no corner on the redneck market....The clan of flannel in the Great Northwest has as much to poke fun of as anyone.........Maybe you should start a whole new thread :D

Hate to break it to you, but red necks are southeners, through and through.

Up here, we're Hosers. :D

LMAO!!

Actually, Scayde, I would be considered a Northerner over here, and a lot of your first post applies to us :D except for "y'all" we say "youse lot" :)

44. A true southerner truly enjoys and does not take for granted bargain prices on tobacco products in their (red)neck of the woods.

ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you are actually quite gentle and kind inside. A good evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms, and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned with anything about today. You're almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns...

I am not prehistoric. They kept very careful records in Babylon, but clay tablets have a tendency to crumble with age.

The idea.

Really. :rolleyes:

;)

What's one of those? And trust me, if I'm busting out it is in all the wrong places :p