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10-12-2005, 06:56 PM
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| |  A Lesson in Good Manners
A Lesson in Good Manners
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students:
"Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how
would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
"Just a minute, I have to go pee."
"That would be rude and impolite!! What about you Peter, how would you say
it?"
"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word 'bathroom' at
the dinner table.
And you Little Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and
show us your good manners?"
"I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet
after supper."
The teacher fainted!
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10-12-2005, 07:02 PM
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10-12-2005, 08:40 PM
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| | Yet another from the annuls of Dragon Wench. 
Nice. Good to see you DW! *reaches out to shake hands*  
*looks out at stunned crowd*
What? It was already perverted!
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10-12-2005, 10:24 PM
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I'm not going to shake your hand Hill, unless I know for sure that you've washed it. You, being the science type you are, should know how easily germs are transmitted from hand to hand 
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10-12-2005, 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by dragon wench lol!
I'm not going to shake your hand Hill, unless I know for sure that you've washed it. You, being the science type you are, should know how easily germs are transmitted from hand to hand | how about mine? Will you shake mine? |
10-13-2005, 06:30 AM
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| | Hey, erm... why do the teacher fainted? I thought he'd give the guy a good score instead... |
10-13-2005, 06:35 AM
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And Luis, you really oughta change your sig. I don't think it matches your eyes! And men can kiss when they win a major drag racing event or finish a long hike!!!! |
10-13-2005, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Aegis how about mine? Will you shake mine? | I don't know... Do you wash *your* hands?
Even so... I'm not really in the habit of shaking the hands of strange men
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10-13-2005, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by dragon wench I don't know... Do you wash *your* hands?
Even so... I'm not really in the habit of shaking the hands of strange men | Being a science person, I tend to use latex more.
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10-13-2005, 01:15 PM
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| | | This is off-topic, but it isn't just in Muslim countries that men kiss openly.
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10-13-2005, 01:19 PM
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| | | Was it the romans or the greek politicians that always greeted with a kiss? |
10-13-2005, 01:33 PM
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10-13-2005, 01:42 PM
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| | Mikhail Gorbatsjov and the former leader of East Germany, Erich Honecher kissed each other under a meeting in 1989....
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10-13-2005, 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Chimaera182 This is off-topic, but it isn't just in Muslim countries that men kiss openly. | Dare I even ask how you got from "shaking hands," and Little Johny's date evening to men openly kissing? 
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10-13-2005, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by dragon wench | Chim was curious. He should have just PMed me.
What? you dont want to shake my hand?  Awww... that latex from the lab went to waste. 
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