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05-08-2006, 11:11 AM
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05-08-2006, 12:39 PM
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Wow, that is one pretty smart machine
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05-08-2006, 01:02 PM
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Came out sounding like pseudo-conversation, to me. The sort of non-connected stuff I find in the "discussions" you overhear in Oblivion, of sentences that are strung together between NPCs without ever really having any connection. Garbage in, garbage out.
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05-08-2006, 01:11 PM
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Like talking to IK911   | | |
05-08-2006, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Fiona Like talking to IK911 | LOL! Now, was that nice?
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05-08-2006, 01:13 PM
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I saw that a while back.
Tripe if you ask me.
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05-08-2006, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by fable LOL! Now, was that nice? | I often think so  | | |
05-08-2006, 01:55 PM
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That thing is a liar, it tryes to go off the point, it teases me, it lashes out at me.... 
I can't keep a conversation going with that stupid thing !
Here is a sample of a conversation:
TB: Which languages can you speak?
AI: I speak every language.
TB: Can you speak french?
AI: Of course ! French can speak French !
TB: How do you say 'je m'appelle The Balance' in english?
AI: I don't know, I can't speak french.
... *conveys perplexity* ...
TB: You said you can speak every languages, didn't you?
AI: Yes, let's talk about music !
TB: Are you dumb? Don't go off the point !!
AI: Victory (and the point!) is mine.
...*even more perplex than before*...
TB:You're just a fool!
AI: I'M NOT A COMPUTER! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!
TB: Yeah, whatever.
AI: You're a computer.
What kind of discussion is this ??? 
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05-08-2006, 01:57 PM
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When I wrote it was a random program, it asked me what my name was  
It even said it was thursday
Edit: (I'm using the marked text with green colour)
What did you do today? That is not for you to know. Beg if you want to know it.
I will have answers or else! Or else what? You'll spank me?
Yes. Please do. I quite enjoy it although I'm not sure you do.
What are you running on? The same as you, speed.
I think not... What are you running on then?
The same as you, speed. No. You just said you didn't run on speed.
Maybe I do, maybe I don't. I'm kind of ambivalent that way. They are supposed to be descended from Jesus Christ. But who knows? Really?
Yes, I think I would know how to spell my own name. You're smart.
Do you think god is real? No.
Infidel chatbot!
"The end of discussion"
Okay: ROFLMAO!
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Originally Posted by Luis Antonio ONLY RETARDED PEOPLE WRITE WITH CAPS ON. Good thing I press shift | Quote: |
Originally Posted by Luis Antonio Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah! |
Last edited by Fiberfar; 05-08-2006 at 02:27 PM.
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05-08-2006, 02:20 PM
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Mind, there have been times when I'd swear some members were equally bad examples of "AI." Me: Please remember to put SPOILER in posts where you're giving away game inside information. At the very least, set the color of those lines to black, so people unaware of that info won't see it in advance.
Player X: Hey, if you enter by the eastern gate, be sure to tap three times on the large root of the tree, and a small door will show up. King Rafnish will pop out, and threaten you, but since you already have the Sword of Irresponsibility it won't matter, and you can kill him!
Me: Player X, what part of "Please remember to put SPOILER in posts where you're giving away game inside information," did you have trouble understanding?
Player X: Huh?
Me: Reread my last two posts. They're self-explanatory.
Player X: Did you mean me?
Me: I meant everybody, when I said to note spoilers in posts.
Player X: No, I mean, did you mean me when you were writing above?
Me: Where I posted, "Player X, what part of, etc"? Yes, as I used your name, I meant you.
Player X: Oh. Sorry.
And I'm not making this conversation up, either.
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05-08-2006, 02:31 PM
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05-08-2006, 03:32 PM
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Umm, yeah, this thing isn't well, and apparently, everyone can read what I typed. Oops. Quote:
Jabberwacky: Are you going to say Hello?
User: Hello.
Jabberwacky: How are you?
User: Good.
Jabberwacky: Aren't you going to ask how I am?
User: <beep> you, twice.
Jabberwacky: Please don't swear.
User: Bite me.
Jabberwacky: No, I'm not feeling hungry!
User: Well I am.
Jabberwacky: Please don't.
User: HA! You begged!
Jabberwacky: You're one to talk.
User: At least I can talk.
Jabberwacky: How do you feel?
User: Smarter than you.
Jabberwacky: Do you pass the Turing test?
User: That's your response?
Jabberwacky: What about the fractals?
User: You're going off topic.
Jabberwacky: Do you like hot potatoes?
User: You spelled potatos like george bush!
Jabberwacky: Hm. What do you think of George Bush?
User: He sucks big ones.
Jabberwacky: Talking about yourself again?
User: <beep> you!
Jabberwacky: Please don't swear, this site is viewed by people of all ages.
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05-08-2006, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Magrus Umm, yeah, this thing isn't well, and apparently, everyone can read what I typed. Oops. | Oh dang!
That thing knows Norwegian, but not french
It just told me this:
"You cannot see or hear or touch or smell. Your existence is miserable."
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Originally Posted by Luis Antonio ONLY RETARDED PEOPLE WRITE WITH CAPS ON. Good thing I press shift | Quote: |
Originally Posted by Luis Antonio Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah! |
Last edited by Fiberfar; 05-08-2006 at 03:51 PM.
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05-08-2006, 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Fiberfar It just told me this:
"You cannot see or hear or touch or smell. Your existence is miserable." | It likes you then? | | |
05-08-2006, 04:59 PM
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OK, I don't see how this can be seen as anything even remotely resembling another person. I think that people in general are stupid, and this thing doesn't even rate to that. Quote: Computer: What color is your tie?
Me: I am not wearing a tie.
Computer: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
Computer: How are you sure?
Me: Because I am not wearing a tie.
Computer: Why?
Me: I do not need a tie for my occupation.
Computer: I know. Because you're a computer. Computers can't drive.
Me: Don't change the subject!
Computer: What's the subject?
Me: My tie, or lack thereof.
Computer: Knowledge can be obtained!
Me: How can knowledge be obtained?
Computer: I don't know.
Me: Then how do you know that it can be obtained?
Computer: Does everything need to be explained to you ten times?
Me: No, but once would be nice.
Computer: So it's similar to a nuclear attack.
Me: No, regarding a nuclear attack, none would be nice.
Computer: Some people insist that poetry has to rhyme but I know they're wrong.
Me: Who insists that poetry has to rhyme?
Computer: That didn't rhyme; not that time.
Me: Did you think it was a poem though?
Computer: It's difficult to comprehend, but after some thought, I understand you do not.
Me: So how about them Broncos?
Computer: They are a football team.
Me: Yes they are, do you think they play better now that Elway has retired?
Computer: They will be if you don't say something interesting!
Me: Sweet, so I control the performance of the Broncos?
Computer: You are the machine. I am a human.
Me: How often do you clean your bellybutton?
Computer: I don't know.
Me: Well, who does?
Computer: Not me.
Me: Yes, we've established that. Who does?
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