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05-13-2006, 08:06 AM
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AD&D Spells Not Worth Memorizing
* Acid Trip
* Alamir's Fundamental Theorem
* Anger God
* Animate Bread
* Anti-Magic Magic Missle
* Become Dead (reverse of Resurrect Self)
* Bigby's Clenched Teeth
* Bigby's Critically Fumbling Hand
* Bigby's Insulting Hand (the second finger is rather prominent)
* Break the Wind
* Change Elf
* Charm Dead
* Clear Audience (usually follows Delayed Blast Flatulence)
* Create Coat Hanger
* Cure Light Winds
* Cure Smoked Ham
* Deathwish
* Detect Dead (Yep, he's dead alright...)
* Detect Detect Spells
* Detect Lightning Bolts (area: 5')
* Detect Pervert
* Detect Self
* Drawmij's Instant Coffee (components: hot water and cup)
* Enlightening Bolt
* Enrage Dragon
* ESPN
* Evard's Blue Testicles
* Explosive Friends
* Feign Orgasm
* Foreskin
* Get Life
* Globe of Vulnerability
* Guess Alignment
* Hair Extension I, II, III
* Heel
* Hold Bladder
* Hold Self
* Impress Plants
* Improper Suggestion
* Invisibility to Dead
* Irritate Self
* Kender Summoning I, II, III
* Knock Knock
* Legend Bore
* Leomund's Grass Hut
* Lightning Blot
* Locate Right Hand
* Maggot Missle
* Magic Gristle
* Mail of the Banshee
* Melf's Acid Trip
* Mildly Surprising Grasp
* Mistaken Identify
* Mordenkainen's Aroused Hound (can't get it off of the nearest leg)
* Mordenkainen's Unfaithful Wife
* Otto's Irresistible Disco-Duck
* Part Hair
* Phantasmal Fork
* Power Word, NO!
* Power Word, Puke
* Protection from Self
* Psychoanalyze Without Error (Zo, ven dit you shtop lofink your mutter?)
* Rectum of Retention
* Remove Hand (yours)
* Reservation
* Rest Erection
* Resurrect Living
* Sheepskin
* Shocking Gasp (usually follows Tenser's Shocking Suggestion)
* Silence of the Lambs, 15' radius
* Speak With Self
* Tasha's Controllable Mildly Unpleasant Laughter
* Tasha's Uncontrollable Bladder
* Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Flatulence
* Teleport Without Destination
* Teleport Without Terror
* Tenser's Formatted Disk
* Tenser's Shocking Suggestion (you want to WHAT??!)
* Transmute Rock to Jazz
* Unseen Manservant
* Unseen Pervert
* Wall of Dog
* You Wish!
* ZX-Spectral Force
Originally compiled by Bill Garrett and Nushae Siobhan Fahey (101 Spells Not Worth Memorizing)
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05-13-2006, 08:14 AM
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| | Nice find, Dam... eh... Nano.  |
05-13-2006, 08:14 AM
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| | | Those people definitely had *way* too much time on their hands.
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05-13-2006, 10:34 AM
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| | | Someone actually sat down and wrote all this. |
05-13-2006, 10:45 AM
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| | I don't know...Power Word, NO! could have it's uses...
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05-13-2006, 11:09 AM
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* Tasha's Uncontrollable Bladder
| This stood out. |
05-13-2006, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Rookierookie This stood out. | Maybe she was pregnant, who are you to judge?  |
05-13-2006, 11:52 AM
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| | Wow.... they must have had ALOT of time on their hands.
But very funny.
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05-15-2006, 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Damuna_Nova * Detect Pervert | I do not think that THIS Spell is "useless".... esp. when we're talkin' SYM..
No worries,
Beldin
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05-15-2006, 01:24 PM
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| | Well it's about damn time it got some recognition, I've been under that spell for years. |
05-15-2006, 01:34 PM
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| | "Rest Erection" (the first thing I noticed on that list)
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Originally Posted by Luis Antonio ONLY RETARDED PEOPLE WRITE WITH CAPS ON. Good thing I press shift | Quote: |
Originally Posted by Luis Antonio Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah! | |
05-15-2006, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Fiberfar "Rest Erection" (the first thing I noticed on that list) | Closely followed by "Hold Self"? |
05-15-2006, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Lestat Closely followed by "Hold Self"? | Yeah. This should also function as the counter-spell for "power word puke"
I wonder if Halster got the "speak with self" spell. After all, he's insane
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Originally Posted by Luis Antonio ONLY RETARDED PEOPLE WRITE WITH CAPS ON. Good thing I press shift | Quote: |
Originally Posted by Luis Antonio Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah! | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Rate This Thread |  Linear Mode | | 
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