50 fun things to do in an elevator

[Azmodan]

this txt file, is one that i picked up the same place, as the "Horn of Gondor" if anybody remembers that!
I still don't know who the author are... but nevermind.. it's not me!.


50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator


1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to
other
passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut
up,
dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the
elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask:
"Got
enough air in there?"

9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours
upside-down.

10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
getting off.

11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors
open,
then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and
ask
them to call you Admiral.

14. One word: Flatulence!

15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay
open
until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the
bottom.

16. Do Tai Chi exercises.

17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then
announce:
"I've got new socks on!"

18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not
now,
damn motion sickness!"

19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.

20. Meow occassionally.

21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one
of
THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"

29. Leave a box between the doors.

30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through"
it.

32. Start a sing-along.

33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your
beeper?"

34. Play the harmonica.

35. Shadow box.

36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

37. Lean against the button panel.

38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
other
passengers that this is your "personal space."

41. Bring a chair along.

42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha
in
muh mouf?"

43. Blow spit bubbles.

44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host
body."

46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

[Tamerlane]

Quote:

45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host

Hmmm, have to try that one some time...http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/cont...blackscary.gif

[Azmodan]

42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha
in
muh mouf?"

i love this one.. and the one with the kleenex!

[Tamerlane]

Quote:

Originally posted by Azmodan 42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?" i love this one.. and the one with the kleenex!

LOL, I have been tempted to use a few of those before.

If anyone has ever been locked inside an elevator they'd understand.

[Azmodan]

Quote:

Originally posted by Tamerlane LOL, I have been tempted to use a few of those before. If anyone has ever been locked inside an elevator they'd understand.

im very glad to say, that i have NEVER been locked inside an elevator..
i have seen one too many horror movie, to think that would be cool!

[Tamerlane]

Well I was quite little, was stuck inside with a few shady looking people and my gameboy was slowly dying. Did I mention that it was getting humid...

Almost made my own horror movie

[Azmodan]

poor you!.....

[Tamerlane]

Had an almost unnatural hatred of elevators since.

I take the stairs now...

[Ned Flanders]

#39 is hilarious.

[Rob-hin]

I can think of something fun to do in an elevator...

[Kameleon]

Quote:

Originally posted by Rob-hin I can think of something fun to do in an elevator...

How about bring on a violin case, and while between floors open it and start constructing your sniper rifle??

[Rob-hin]

@Kameleon

Not really what I was implying...

[Kameleon]

Quote:

Originally posted by Rob-hin Not really what I was implying...

Say it ain't so!!

[KidD01]

Those peeps forget this important one :
Make fart sound with your mouth without anyone notice, then cover your nose as if there's a terrible smell in the elevator

[C Elegans]

Quote:

Originally posted by Rob-hin I can think of something fun to do in an elevator...

Me too, especially if I get stuck in one with together with a handsome male stranger...

I've actually been locked into a lift/elevator at several different occations, it's extremely boring. Worst time was when I was a child and I and a friend got stuck because it was a black-out. He almost went hysterical, so I had a hard time trying to calm him down.

I've also fallen a couple of floors in a lift - lucky I didn't need to go to the toilet at the time