101 Reasons to Remain Sober (spam on topic only)

[Lasher]

167. So this doesn't happen!

http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/gallery/...-%20banana.jpg

[Hill-Shatar]

Is that you?

[Lasher]

Hell no!
If somebody stuck cigarette butts on my head like i was hellraiser or something, that person wouldn't be around to post pictures on the net!

[Phreddie]

Hill dont blame that picture of you on the photog...

[Athena]

168. So you don't report on live TV that you hate the city.
169. So you don't fall into the bear pit at the San Diego Zoo.

[Phreddie]

170. so that you dont scream in fear after falling into said live bear pit.
171. so you dont get your arms ripped off while helping someone out of said live bear pit.

[Lasher]

172. Because you're aware that you can't pay the fines for disturbing the peace...http://greinke.com/photos/2004_09_11...g/IMGP1732.JPG

[Magrus]

173. To save money
174. So you don't ride a shopping cart down a hill, hit a curb and land head first under the cart in a parking lot. (Neighbor did so, was funny till he didn't get up and we had to carry him. )
175. So that you don't have your empty liqour bottles trip you on the way to get to the door when the police arrive. Stupid Jack had it in for me.
176. So that you don't end up having a three-some with your ex and their new partner and screaming dirty things which offends the new partner and lands you tossed out of the room. (Wasn't me, but I had to comfort the drunk dirty girl who was booted out of my roommates room. That was an awkward night.)
177. So you can say "Oh...wow...so this is what reality looks like..."