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04-07-2003, 08:09 AM
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While US is invading the UK, I think we should campain to divert those resources to a more sensible cause.
1000 reasons why the world should invade France:
1. That annoying condesending laugh
2. The frog thing
3. All those Robin Williams jokes are no longer jokes
Please add your own
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04-07-2003, 09:28 AM
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@Smass, I removed your post. It's one thing to poke fun at the cultural lows of any group, as we're doing in the English thread, and goodness knows, the French have their share.  It's entirely another to accuse an entire nationality of being cowards because they don't agree with your political POV, and attempt to draw laughter on it. Check Buck's forum rules if you have any questions about this.
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04-07-2003, 09:44 AM
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4. So I can move there and live in sunshine all the time and have rampant sex with lots of attractive French women.
5. French women are hot (see above)
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6. They have WMD's 
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7. They think Jerry Lewis is the God of Comedy.
8. They have already created an invasionary force, called French-speaking Canada.
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04-07-2003, 10:48 AM
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10. Extremely tedious and boring films that receive rave reviews from American critics b/c they are in French
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04-07-2003, 11:24 AM
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11. The way they speak as if they have cronic cold disease
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12. Marcel Marceau. It doesn't get any worse.
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04-07-2003, 01:58 PM
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13. I've heard of Irish beer, British Beer, German Beer, American Beer... but no French beer. Sinners.
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15) Decarte... Oh how I hate him an his mathy goodness....
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