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04-07-2003, 01:49 PM
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1) Televangelists.
2) McDonalds, Burger King, etc.
3) An unsingable national anthem.
4) Butt-ugly paper money.
5) Microsloth.
6) Electronic Arts, the Dark Force of PC gaming.
7) More televangelists.
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04-07-2003, 01:55 PM
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6) Electronic Arts, the Dark Force of PC gaming.
| Isn't their new motto "Purchase Everything"? 
8) Kathy Lee
9) Regis Philben
10) Those annoying 'Wassup' commercials
11) Bloodstalker | | |
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12) Jay Leno
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ouch. Much worse reasons then leno for instance..
13. Jim Carrey... wait wasn't he canadian at one point.
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14) The Academy Awards.
15) Bon Jovi.
16) The Osmonds.
17) Telemarketers.
18) The LA Freeway.
19) Nebraska.
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04-07-2003, 02:39 PM
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19) Nebraska. | Why??? 
20)Bill Gates
21)Dallas
22)American English
23)Stupid people... 
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Why Nebraska? For the sake of the gods, have you ever been there? 
21) Bumper stickers.
22) Those stupid yellow happy faces. (They were invented in Masschusetts by an advertising firm.)
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27. Coors
28. Coors Lite
29. Walmart Hmm... hope those numbers are right, numbers confuse me on the best of occasions 
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Why Nebraska? For the sake of the gods, have you ever been there?
| Nope. I am luckier than some.
You messed up the counting, btw.
30) To use as the base to invade Canada for whatever reason.
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31 - Because it is a 'Rogue State' under UN definition.
32 - Pro Wrestling
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| | | 33: to stop people calling football 'soccer'. damn their eyes.
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This is starting to look like the "1000 reasons why I hate the <country here>" topics from last year or so...
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30) To use as the base to invade Canada for whatever reason. | I don't think Canadians have much to worry about there. We'll just don our touques, and get the Americans drunk on Canadian beer. When they fall comatose we'll summon up hoardes maurauding beavers for extra protection
... Followed by... locking up the invaders in a room and forcing them to watch original Star Trek --starring William Shatner--episodes for hours... until they beg for mercy and capitulate.
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04-07-2003, 03:17 PM
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...locking up the invaders in a room and forcing them to watch original Star Trek --starring William Shatner--episodes for hours... until they beg for mercy and capitulate. | actually, unreliable sources have proved beyond the shadow of doubt that william shatner is the cause of spontaneous human combustion. it's obvious when you think about it. briefly. in a somewhat altered frame of mind.
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