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04-07-2003, 08:59 PM
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1. To save the goats
2. His bra collection
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04-07-2003, 09:16 PM
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| | 3. To join with him and bring Weasel peace to the World. 
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"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop. | Re: 100 Reasons We Should Invade the Empire of Weasel
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04-07-2003, 09:17 PM
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1. To save the goats
2. His bra collection | LOL....to save the goats from the bras 
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04-07-2003, 10:02 PM
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4. COMM. Its just corruption. 
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| | 5, To attend the crowning of Sleazel the First, Supreme Holy Tyrant and all around Good Guy.
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6. To offer CE a unique test subject for her laboratory
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04-08-2003, 12:15 AM
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| | To see all the pictures of Minerva plaster on every wall in his nation.
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7)to spread the righteous word of the holy SLURRs, and to eliminate competition.
8)To bring light to those who bathe in the darkness of COMM, and given to them the purity of the holy SLURRs, the truth that can only be found in pits of much alcohol.
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__________________ GameBanshee Make your gaming scream! "I have seen them/I have watched them all fall/I have been them/I have watched myself crawl" "I will only complicate you/Trust in me and fall as well" "Quiet time...no more whine" | Re: 100 Reasons We Should Invade the Empire of Weasel
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04-08-2003, 12:37 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by VoodooDali
1. To save the goats
2. His bra collection | Now I'm worried about his "recruitment" efforts. What happens on that farm anyway?
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04-08-2003, 12:39 AM
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@ Darkeningfire..You probably don't want to know, although Waverly might have some pictures left over from the last time he tried to blackmail Weasel.
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04-08-2003, 12:40 AM
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| | To watch the public floggins of one El Waverly, El Foul the Puffin Queen and El Ubik the Pantless one.
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04-08-2003, 12:44 AM
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LMAO But Weasel...you want to get that close to a pantless Ubik????  
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04-08-2003, 12:44 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by T'lainya
ROFL To see what Minerva does to Weasel after reading that | Hmm you think my Soon to be one day Queen of Empire Weasel will not like the compliment
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04-08-2003, 12:45 AM
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I personally think she'll destroy you
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