100 crazy things to do before you die

[Loki[D.d.G]]

Numbers, numbers. Too many numbers, too little crap.

[Loki[D.d.G]]

Hey, I got a new page started.

Way cool

[AmpaSand]

^ taunt fate and the mods.

try some chemistry jokes in a stand up bar.

There was recently a murder but the police couldn't get any clues except a few trace elements, potassium, nickel and iron. They took the readouts to a chemist and asked "what weapon can you make with these?" who looked at them and said "you're looking for a KNiFe"!!

Haha

[fable]

Originally Posted by QuenGalad

Have you ever heard of Ronnie, the fifth horseman of the apocalypse, who left before they became famous? (see Terry Pratchett's "Thief of time" for that)

I've never read anything by Pratchett. (I think Mort Sahl first did that "5th Beatles joke" in the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse context back in the 1960s. I seem to recall seeing him deliver it on the Ed Sullivan Show.) I did hear the first episode of a radio play by him involving someone chosen to be death's apprentice, but it was boring, to me--rather like second rate Douglas Adams. Each to their own, though! My tastes in humor run to Robert Benchley,a great essayist of the 1920s and 1930s, and Bob & Ray, a great radio duo whose work spanned about 40 years, and ended only with the death of Ray about 10 years ago. I also greatly enjoy the contemporary radio work of Andy Hamilton, and especially Jeremy Hardy.

[Loki[D.d.G]]

Guys did you notice that the number of posts in the forums are reaching a million?

Wonder which fellow would eventually get the millionth post....

[fable]

Originally Posted by Loki[D.d.G]

Guys did you notice that the number of posts in the forums are reaching a million?

Wonder which fellow would eventually get the millionth post....

If it reaches one million, the site turns into an acorn. That's a well known prediction, and so illogical that it's bound to occur. Of course, anyone who's reading or posting at the time will turn into mulch.

So if I were you, I'd start hoarding plant food.

[AmpaSand]

That's quite amazing. If you don't get my chem joke from earlier heres the spoiler Ok so the chemical symbols for potassium is K, nickel is Ni and Iron is Fe so K Ni Fe --> KNiFe! I still thinnk that we should crak the big 10^6 before the end on the year. If not, post faster.

[Tribblemaker]

Two nifty things people should do before they croak:

1. Confess your undying love to a stranger to see what happens.

2. Make a stop-motion animation with an artists' dummy.

[Tribblemaker]

I Love You!

[AmpaSand]

cut a stranger off at the knees

@TribblemakerYou know i've felt the same way for a long time....
About my girlfriend

[Loki[D.d.G]]

Originally Posted by fable

If it reaches one million, the site turns into an acorn. That's a well known prediction, and so illogical that it's bound to occur. Of course, anyone who's reading or posting at the time will turn into mulch.

So if I were you, I'd start hoarding plant food.

I was under the impression it would turn into a blackbird pie, fit for a king...

My bad

[AmpaSand]

Pah! everybody in the know realises that we will be instantly transported indetectably into a parallel universe where the one millionth post doesn't exist but the total posts is one million and a bit.

[Loki[D.d.G]]

No 118) BRING THIS THREAD BACK TO THE TOP AND STOP IT FROM BEING COMDEMNED TO DIGITAL OBSCURITY!!!!!!!