Oh, my heart bleeds for their suffering! And all Bioware was trying to do was portray "the true emotional lives of its characters" through simple, accurate reporting. They made up nothing, themselves. Those evil moneygrubbing hatchet-job-writing reporters, eager to make a fast buck out of attacking our moneygrubbing, teen-tittilating game elem...I mean, our prim prayer sessions! Yeah!
It's morning, and the smell of hypocrisy from both Bioware and the papers rises above the moors like a fine mist of manure.