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Old 06-25-2005, 05:10 PM
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ROFL BS Thta'll teach you not to drink potions you're not familiar with
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Old 06-25-2005, 05:12 PM
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*laughs* You do realize intelligence is usually a turn-on for those of the female sex above the age of 16, right? Made-up words are generally a turn-off once they're old enough to drive.
True enough, but the definition of intelligence varies greatly depending on what region you are located in, how "intelligent" the female you are attempting to sway is, and you must take into account that most people will believe anything you tell them so long as you appear to be 100% sure in believing whatever line of BS you happen to be using simply because they fear to look stupid by disagreeing.
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Old 06-25-2005, 05:17 PM
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True enough, but the definition of intelligence varies greatly depending on what region you are located in, how "intelligent" the female you are attempting to sway is, and you must take into account that most people will believe anything you tell them so long as you appear to be 100% sure in believing whatever line of BS you happen to be using simply because they fear to look stupid by disagreeing.
Ha, I forgot, you're a southerner. It's easy to impress those girls with words. So long as they're larger than 7 letters, you've been to college.
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Old 06-25-2005, 05:20 PM
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Yep, I reckon so. And the added benifit is that the further north you travel, the more entiving the accent becomes. But, I used to live around DC, and I can safely say, there's not much difference. Most people everywhere are generally pretty gullible.

@T....it was forced upon me as a one time only occurance as a practical joke. I hope Ysh is happy with herself
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Old 06-25-2005, 05:25 PM
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LMAO BS-I'm sure she is
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Old 06-25-2005, 05:28 PM
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@ BS, yes, I do know the guys go wild over the southern accents of women for the most part around here and vice versa.

I'm liking Z's character. Definately a very tormented soul.
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Old 06-25-2005, 05:32 PM
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@T....you were supposed to tell me she lamented her actions for ages and that the guilt made her cringe at the very thought of bringing me such pain. Work on your bedside manner

@Mag...well, look at it this way, it's usually a very short lived factor. Granted, it's long enough to get in, but you just have to walk a fine line bewteen being a sothern gentlemen and a redneck hick. Still working on that
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Old 06-25-2005, 05:43 PM
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i missed something but ill leave it at that
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Old 06-26-2005, 02:14 AM
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Regarding my last post, if anyone feels like it's moving too fast and they don't want to be forced to work around it, just give the word and I can edit the stuff you don't want in it. Obviously, I might be pushing AC's part around a bit since my character is attacking her location and if it's going too quickly I can change it.

@Magrus...tormented, but still enjoys a good elfburger every once in awhile

Oh and BTW, just for clarification, Erudish is not leading the entire legion, he's just the head of a small group that has been entrusted with eliminating the druids. So no, he really doesn't have any idea where the equipment, etc. is coming from. He's like a glorified pawn, as clueless as the rest of the characters.
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Old 06-26-2005, 10:53 AM
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Nice parts, Z. I've got a question, though. Is it your intention to encounter AC and moi in the battle you've started?
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Old 06-26-2005, 12:58 PM
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Nice parts, Z. I've got a question, though. Is it your intention to encounter AC and moi in the battle you've started?
It's up to you guys really. Erudish could wind up on your trail, or he could encounter AC and you in the battle. That way he'd end up in Windhaven either way.
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Old 06-26-2005, 01:06 PM
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Tracking down an escaped druid who could possibly going for help against your troops would make sense, Z.
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Old 06-26-2005, 02:35 PM
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@T....it was forced upon me as a one time only occurance as a practical joke. I hope Ysh is happy with herself
heh heh! funny stuff!

Hey Georgi, great to see you back!
Sytze and A-c, wonderful work!
I like the character Z is developing too! Great job!
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Old 06-26-2005, 02:36 PM
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Tracking down an escaped druid who could possibly going for help against your troops would make sense, Z.
Besides, I have no idea whatsoever how to incorporate a sudden shift of your allegiance.
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Old 06-26-2005, 02:43 PM
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Besides, I have no idea whatsoever how to incorporate a sudden shift of your allegiance.
Completely agreed. Because Erudish seems so content on killing non-orcs, I'm wondering how we'll have any interaction time at all.

Edit - Thanks, Ysh. Your writing, as always, is beautiful and intruiging.
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