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11-13-2005, 07:11 AM
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| | | Up yours and have a bullet breakfast! - talking to Vault 15 Guard.
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11-16-2005, 05:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Monolith I'm not sure where this is from, I guess while working as deputy sheriff in Redding:
"I'm here to bring justice to you all. 9mm justice that is."  | lol, that one's great. 
Similar to the talk with Bishop after you sleep with his daughter or wife.
Chosen One: "Bad policy? How about I introduce you to my policy, my 9mm policy."
Or something like that.
And of course (I can't remember his name - but the event is cool): Hey *insert guy who stole from Salvatore boss*! Catch! *Throw land mine in man hole* |
12-08-2005, 09:09 AM
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| | | Myron (if you are sexy female, and asks him again how he made jet)
Myron: We've been over this. Look, ill be your love slave beautiful, but i aint gonna be your memory.
You: I'd rather kiss Marcus than i would be your love slave! No offense Marcus...[/
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12-13-2005, 01:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Fenix And of course (I can't remember his name - but the event is cool): Hey *insert guy who stole from Salvatore boss*! Catch! *Throw land mine in man hole* | Oh yes, that one was hilarious 
Sorry, can't remember exact dialogies, but generally all those dialogies at the beginning of the game in Klamath where townfolks refers you as a stupid tribal.
Those are just so funny, especially character's responses
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12-21-2005, 04:08 AM
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| |  Dialogues
A couple of funny lines from New Reno:
At the Golden Globe, when asking to star in a porn movie
Chosen One "Do you have ..ehh... an opening I could fill
A prostitute at Cat's Paw, while Chosen wears power armor
"Well... Ok, but I get to be on top"
A local on 2nd floor of Mordino's, while Chosen wears power armor
"Are you some kind of arcade machine"
(this guy has a LOT of great comments about you and your power armor, just keep clicking him)
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12-24-2005, 06:16 PM
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| | | In one of the casinoes in New Reno, there is a comedian who keeps telling bad jokes. But sometimes he will start talking about Myron, and its quite funny actually, when you have him in your party. It goes something like this
Comedian: You ever heard about that geek myron?
Myron: Huh?
Comedian: I mean, that guy was living in his parents basement for so many years, untill he decided he'd move into Mordinos.
Myron: Is he talking about me?
Comedian: (some crack joke that i cant remember now (sorry, i will put it in later))
Crowd: Ha ha ha ha ha!!
Myron: What the!? How dare he!?
You: Don't mind him Myron, he doesnt know what he's talking about.
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12-28-2005, 06:17 AM
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| | heh that's weird... but it's funny 
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12-31-2005, 10:20 AM
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| | what about that fight between a kokoweef and a morningstar mine worker in malamute saloon, when you become a deputy sheriff of redding? i was laughing my ass off when i was reading that
and don't forget the conversation with the Enclave trooper through a terminal in the gecko power plant? trooper: oh, a wise guy, huh? look, pal, whoever you are, i've just dispatched a verti-assault team on your location. have a nice day. chosen one: uh-huh. and what do they do? trooper: well, they usually just go in shooting and let the scientists dig through the remains choson one: oh, goodie! i looove fireworks!
and another one, quote from several troopers on the enclave oil rig: "Jody's home now, smokin' grass, Jody's pumpin' your wife's ..." |
12-31-2005, 01:35 PM
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Welcome to Gamebanshee.com Mr. Pastorius. May your posts be insightful and useful.
(ok thats about as funny as it gets i suppose)
Apart from that, i think that Goris' name has already been posted several times.
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12-31-2005, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Woozaii Apart from that, i think that Goris' name has already been posted several times. | right, i must have missed that post, sorry about that | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Rate This Thread |  Linear Mode | | 
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