Funniest thing in fable that made you laugh

[Jarryd Pugh]

oh and just something else i killed my sister and people keep going "you killed your own sister, yahoo"

[Arzinium]

This S-H-I-T thing was funniest for me but another quite funny thing was:

When i went to see my sister at Old Grey House i was about 40 and she was about 19!
Then when i went to collect my Mother from the Torturing place I looked centuries older than her!
Then finally when I got married there's a picture of a young handsome man (im not homosexual) but i thought: "Oooh am I going to be made young again?" then i saw my picture and by that time i was about 69!!!!!!! AND SHE WAS ABOUT 20-25!

Sure, it was funny but the ageing process is to quick.
I haven't got it yet so i hope they do something about the ageing process on the new Fable TLC

[Arzinium]

How thick are: The people in Bowerstone South?
"Chicken Chaser, what does that mean?"
WORK IT OUT! IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
sorry i had a brief moment of anger back their. But how thick can you get?

[Furuba]

I thought this was hilarious at the time:
I was in oakvale with my wife and i got her to follow me, originally meaning to go and buy her a beer at the inn. Instead I decided to go and see what her reaction was if went and fought in the fist fighters gang.

I had her following me when i agreed to take place and was surprised to see that she started beating up the guys that I was fighting. All I had to do was to stand behind her when he was aiming a punch at me.

In the end she got hit so many times she got killed. It was funny as anything seeing him whack her around.

[badboyd22]

you must try that in the bandit camp.. get some bandits to follow you and than go fistfighting.. your followers will get there swords and beat up your enemy you want have to do a thing.. to bad that it doest work well.. somehow they disapeared afther that

[Berethor]

the trader near the beginning who says "fwee"

your wife when ur *cough*doing her*cough* and when she says ooohh u are norty, oooh.

i love when i put on a dress and the chicken hat and do the **** call in the middle of the knothold glade tavern!!cracks me up how girls that loved me before are all of a sudden saying "you are the ugliest man ive ever seen".

putting on a dress and the red head wig, walking into a tavern and doing the crotch grab has got to be one of the funniest things.

[kakashi59]

When I was in bargate prison. When I first got in, and the guy in the cell next to me said, "the winner get's a trip to the warden's office. What happens in there... is too horrible to mention..."

so when I got into the warden's office I thought I might be in for something nasty. So when the warden said, "One of my world-famous poetry readings" and my character leapt back with a shocked expression on his face, I cracked up laughing. And then, when he got to the actual poetry, it was so hopelessly bad that I had to laugh at that too!

[Xennex]

Being fully evil and wearing dark plate armour whilst fishing gave me a bit of a chuckle dince it seemed so bizzare.

[penguin_king]

i havent played for a long while so i'll say the faceprint in the frying pan

[Xennex]

(NB: I didn't find this in the game but on the subsite.)

The descrption of the Lionhead Back Tattoo also game me a chuckle

Description: Lions are fabled creatures that are supposed to exist in warm climates, hunting their prey by night and sleeping in shadows by day. The Lionhead image was worn by a group of men in the Old Kingdom whose sole purpose in life was to take over the world, planning to do so under cover of night. Their over-ambitious plans failed with the invention of torches.

clicky!

[Axel4796]

I've just killed a shopowner in Snowspire village,....and when the guards came after me, I do the "sorry"expression...!
All he had to say was "allright,....don't do that again..."

[Hood]

There are a few thing that makes me laugh. First i think its funny when you're called Hood. PPl say if you walk past them: Hoodhoodhood very fast. Once i invited a friend to take control of the num pad to use spells he killed a few villagers by accident. He used lvl 3 firebal and blew 6 ppk away. That was ver y amusing.

[Dragonbladez]

*SPOILER* I thought it was funny as hell when an evil file is made and near the end, you have multiple options of which souls to feed to Archon's shrine. And your alignment is affected depending on which souls you take. On my evil account, i chose the Guilsmaster as the "Oldest Soul" instead of Nostro. When i beat all of his guards, he was threatening me with all this talk about his powerful magics. All of a sudden in mid sentence Guildmaster says "I have powers you can't even imagine---" and gets cut off by your fist in his face. He falls down and you walk over just in time to shove your sword into the old geezer's back. Haha it was just funny how he talked a big game and got killed in mid-boast. Let me know if you agree! lol

[Sir_Greyhawk]

I find it funny when you walk around snowspire village and as you walk past people you hear some of them saying:
"I Can't belive it, after all the years the northern wastes are open".
Yeah, its not like you havent been living here for your whole life...

And I laughed loads when I went to the title shop outside the guild where you can buy the title Arseface.

[lonewolf13]

One of my favorite moments was in the very begining, when you tell the wife about her cheating husband. If you follow her to the confrontation, she says to him, "You filthy swine! I ought to chop them off!"