Funniest thing in fable that made you laugh

[Starion]

I am only in the early part of the game so I have'nt seen a whole heck of a lot, but I was both amused and then disturbed when, for the first time ever in a game (and I've played almost every computer rpg made), I saw that another man had fallen in love with me!

I was like: "Did I accidently teleport to San Francisco?" Or to West Hollywood?

[Han-Da]

LOL here's a few:

1. Barmaid in Knothole Glade [when drunk]

"*Giggle*, I got bubbles coming out of my nose."

2. Armour Dealer in Bowerstone South [when drunk]

"I said, dont u start... dont u start these hands are weapons."

Then if u talk to him again.. he says:

"Hello chucky egg."

3. Armour Dealer in Oakvale [when drunk]

"Nope, no word of a lie. No word of a lie, 17 cows.. I stopped them with my one hand."

If you keep talking to him again, he'll say:

"I spy the fat maiden in bowerstone town."


bahaha.. cracked up laughing.

You guys got any funny ones? LOL

[RamOne]

The face of Thunder. He has a ugly face. And how he walks, like a goose or something. Or when I killed the bandits at Bandit Toll, two bandits were scary running away. Hilarious to see it.

[fluffyqueer]

I was walking by the Archery guy in Knothole Glade and he hawks out,
"Last week's top scorer won a whole wheel of Bowerstone Cheese! Tell me THAT doesn't tempt you!"

[leigh]

When your Hero has the name of Hood, what the children of Bowerstone come out with is quite funny.
"Hey look, there's Hood, item of clothing"

[Arbiter 7]

When I was first introduced to Fable, which was, somewhat 4 years ago, my friend showed it to me, and of course, he beat the whole game and let me play around on his hero. So, I went on and started slaughtering everybody in Oakvale, even though he told me not to. Now the funny parts were....

1. I was using lightning on a bunch of Guards, and suddenly out of nowhere: "Your wife has given you Leather Leggings as a gift." So, we were wondering, where is she? I look around, and she's laying decapitated on the ground from the lightning.

2. I was running around swingly blindly at Guards, when I was still swinging the Sword Of Aeons, all I heard was "Need a good soldier to- gggah!".

[Balphezar]

Most of what I find funny in Fable can be summed up in one phrase: Anything villagers say while drunk. :P

My favorite has to be when they start singing 'Show Me The Way To Go Home', or something the Armor Dealer in Bowerstone said:
"An, and then the bish-bishop says to the donkey... um, wait, no... tha's not right..."


And the game we (myself and a few Fable-Playing friends) invented: Chicken Kickin' Pinball. Object of which being to see how many buildings, objects, and people we can hit with a single chicken kick. I swear the chickens in Fable are made of rubber. :P

My record is a paltry 6, with no people hit. I'm still trying to figure out if its possible :P

And lastly, the way the Bandit's Bandana works flawlessly with either the Assassin or Fire-Cult Assassin's suit :P

Ninja-Arseface, Away!

[f&noob]

Farting at the kids, then one of them sez 'I'm going to be a hero just like you'.

If you marry a fella, he is known as your 'wife'. I'm wearing the pants dammit!!
If you bonk a fella, then go and bonk a woman in the black screen she sez 'Oooh! That's interesting'.

Some of the grave are great. 'You're Standing on my head' is the only one I can think of so far

[Arbiter 7]

I had the evil merc from Twinblade's camp and the good merc from Oakvale following me, out of nowhere the one from Oakvale said "Did you hear about the time I slayed an entire nest of Balverines?" The evil guy replies "Do you ever shutup?"

[fluffyqueer]

i love listening to the boy and girl talk about the books the Hero gives at the school.
So I give them the Arena book and they're chatting about the Thunder Hero Doll...

Boy: "It's NOT a doll! It's a Hero ACTION FIGURE!"
Girl: "Well then you were having an Action Tea Party."

One other thing... my wife in Bowerstone... she's literally a sex fiend. I was following her around in the morning to hear what she was singing, and she turns to me to have sex. So i boink her and follow her around another minute and she turns green to have sex again. and so on and so forth. Jeez!

[Mandalorianx]

once when i was running naked in bowerstone and farting( i admit i was bored),one of the boy always say ''one day i wanna be a hero like you''(ehm )

[Exude]

If I ever wanted to get a good laugh, I got everyone in the room drunk.

Works for me.

[Moosekid]

Originally Posted by OneWingedAngel

oh i got another. When your finding the Archiologist in the demon door, and you have to hit the stones, if you hit the stones, it will say S-H-I-T. i first did that and i cracked up.

I read somewhere that doing that triggers two balvarines, lol.

[...]

So near the end of the game where you're collecting the souls, you get the choice to kill the guildmaster. I took on all of his guards and won, then there's this cutscene:

Guildmaster: So be it. I warn you, I am no defenceless, old man. why, I could-
Hero: *Cut's the guildmaster down in mid-speach*

I'm like.. LOL.

[Assassin Reaper]

I thought that one of the names you could get was funny. I was looking through names and i spotted it. I didn't even look at the others it was one of the first five. It was assassin. In every game i'm either an assassin or thief or a stealth pertaining class (when you can pick classes). Well I thought with that name i'd be feared. I was wrong. I only did good deads because they paid a lot. But now I walked through the dark forest with my assassin suit on which was hard to find. But I saved the traders from a balvorine and they started saying my name. They said there goes the proud hero assassin. And ohh look dear it's assassin. and the girls were like ohh look at the muscles on assassin. it was funny. Once I just got mad and some trader said my name and clapped after I killed all of the bandits in the area where there are only bandits and whasps, (somewhere near orchard farm) And I lost it I started killing him, He tried to defend so I merely assassin rushed behind him and killed him with a final blow of bursurker mode. Basically I overkilled him. But it was funny what they said about me with my name. And then I paid this singer to sing. And he was saying stuff which made me laugh. Hence the name assassin. But I believe there was another name called reaper. So I like reaper It's like I pluck the mortal souls silently. Now that truly is Death. It's like I'm the next Grim Reaper. but i'm silent. It sounds awsome and if you actually think about it which I know most of you guys don't do it is basically like what death does lol. Wow I noticed something in about every post I do I always get side tracked lmao

[Bob Dole176]

Originally Posted by mirage4

In Bargate prison during the race, i accidently hit a guard and he and all his friends came running after me. i laughed my head of first but then the killed me and i was sad

I kinda did the same thing, but I punched a guard a few times, and some of them were shooting at me. What I did was i got in front of the other people in the race and they got shot!
too funny