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10-25-2006, 01:22 AM
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| | | Oh.. when your done with the Hobe cave quest.. If you hang around rose cottage to search it, the grandmother starts to talk to you like one of the vilage women who are in love with you.
She poses and fans herself.. too funny..
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10-28-2006, 05:38 PM
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| | | I'd have to say the phrophets in the Fire Heart quest. | 
10-29-2006, 02:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Kyo Oh.. when your done with the Hobe cave quest.. If you hang around rose cottage to search it, the grandmother starts to talk to you like one of the vilage women who are in love with you.
She poses and fans herself.. too funny.. | yeah lol i had to same experience after i noticed her flirting i decided to give here a wedding ring and then she had to say " You could get us a house you know" which made me angry because she already owns a house so i killed her lol. | 
11-08-2006, 12:15 PM
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| | | - Being able to buy the title Arseface
- Kicking chickens the first time by accident
- "Something's trying to kill me. This is the best day ever!"
- "Come on" pelvic thrusts
- Flipping the bird at people
- Air guitar!!!!
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Chicken Chaser?!?!
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11-11-2006, 09:05 AM
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| | | 1 getting married for the first time and doing the pelvic thrust by acident
2 people pointing a luaghing due to the title of Chicken Chaser when i was 100% pure evil and killing them all, that actually how i turned evil lol i didnt know about the title traders and kept getting anoyed when they simply luaghed at me.
3 getting all of oakvale pissed at the tavern and then taking every one on a trip to see the temple of skorn
4 returning to oakvale after said trip to the temple.
5 using max bezerk + max multi strike in the arena and defeating wisper in one hit.
6 (spoiler mentioned)
using fourse push on maze and blasting him into the sea. then having to use a bow and arrow to finally kill her.
7 buying the bandit pass and then accidently killing the guy only to get my money back | 
11-13-2006, 02:39 PM
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| | | "My guts tell me we're not done yet."
"Well, I wish your guts would shut the hell up!" | 
11-18-2006, 02:03 PM
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| | | I was fighting Thunder, and he was owning me, so I ran up to the Headsman's block and ranged him with my bow. Thunder got really angry and cast his lightning spell on the cheering people. They were suspended in mid air and yelling. Thunder let them go and they stared cheering again, as if nothing had happened. The same thing happened 4 times before they died.
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Q.What is black and white and green and black and white?
A.Two nuns fighting over a sweaty pickle. | 
11-19-2006, 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted by The_One I love the tomb stone with Jack Sparrow on it. | According to Wikipedia, it is reffering to Jack Sparrow. 
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Q.What is black and white and green and black and white?
A.Two nuns fighting over a sweaty pickle. | 
11-23-2006, 09:59 PM
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| | Lol. The funniest thing that happened to me was when I became evil and wore the chicken costume and they laughed and then ran away. After that, I used fire ball and enflame on people and the people that were still alive just laughed. It's not funny now, but if you saw it you would laugh histerically.  | 
12-23-2006, 10:17 PM
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| | | talking to drunken pedestrians
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I am the ruler of all of albion i own everything so you must fear me
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12-23-2006, 10:33 PM
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| | | Getting the guild drunk off their arses
Realizing my Hero was "Obese" lol
Chicken rebounds off barn roofs and walls (have yet to see if I can kick them at people)
Wondering why the witch at Bowerstone and the grandmother at Rose Cottage looked exactly the same, then flirting up the grandmother (think she fell in love too)
Strutting my stuff in a dress, haha
Edit: My first decapitation, and also kicking people to death in the groin : ) | 
12-24-2006, 07:14 AM
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| | | I laughed when you start that sick child quest in Bowerstone, when you go back and talk to that woman again, she says:
"My body is made out of sugar... I hope i don't fall into a cup of tea."
Lol | 
01-05-2007, 06:56 AM
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| | | the book donations are hilarious, and the gravestones, the "no man can hold his breath for ten minutes" one was a nice Monkey Island reference too | 
01-07-2007, 02:33 AM
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| | | The comments of the Darkwood Brothel's customers. | 
01-09-2007, 07:37 AM
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| | I've just started playing this game not too long ago and I've noticed you age quite fast in this game. Oh yeah, back to the topic...
In this game I have done a single quest yet after the training. Spent all my time just leveling. I haven't married anyone or had sex once yet. So basically, I'm 65 years old and still haven't had sex once yet.  This may be funny to some, depending on what they conider humour.  | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Rate This Thread | Linear Mode | |
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