Demon Doors in Fable II?

[Lady Dragonfly]

I would like to see another batch of Demon doors but with more challenging puzzles. And a better loot behind the door. I liked these doors with attitude but they parted with their treasures way too easily in my opinion.
Or perhaps not Demon doors but something else to the same effect?
Something like mimic chests? You have to give a right answer or it will show fangs. Any ideas?

[Mandalorianx]

would'nt mind demon doors in Fable 2 and as you said hope ther not so easy

[matthewd]

Yeah the mimic chest Idea, I like it.
Or burried dongions u must enter and a demondoor awaits, One u must answer a ridle with an item, the other one will cast gueardians u must defeat, Also what i would like is when u answer a right question ur wisdom increases ( Like more mana ) or when u fight guardians ( Ur physics get a boost ).
They should make it more mystiriuos and hard to, and a reward for a solved riddle: mana potion and a howl tattoo, I dont want to see that anymore

[Lady Dragonfly]

I agree that increse in stats or mana/hit points could be a good reward for solving a puzzle. The door might even give you a choice. Something like that:

Door: Bwa-ha-ha! Listen, mortal, I really like ye, I do. For a thousand years I kept asking my little question of every poor sod who happened to knock at me, and can ye believe it? Them stupid goons could not answer right. Aye, but ye have brains in yer bonebox, me mortal friend, ye do. So, what it be yer reward?
1)a nice tatoo that gives yer foes da creeps or
2)500 XP to use as ye please or
3)a good sword Firebrand me daddy pilfered from ol' Fyerkhsbrrruemon the Fire Wurm's hoard when I was but a wee lad?
And should ye have yer heart desire to ask yer wife what is good for ye or look up a hint or two on yer Banshee forum just pause the game, will ya?

[Lady Dragonfly]

You can also get a quest from a Demon Door.

Female Demon Door:

Hmm…Looks like you won, darling... Yes, yes, the prize, of course, darling! Let me just… Oh, my… rheumatism…You know, darling, I am not that young anymore… My dear Mother used to say, “A proper lady should not be hasty to open up for every rascal eager to stick his little key in a keyhole”. She was absolutely right, of course, but would you listen to a word of wisdom when so many suitors are wrestling on your doormat for the honor of touching your handle? Perhaps I will tell you a tale or two later… But now I need you to fetch me a medicine, darling, oil perhaps, to grease my old joints so I would be able to swing open for you. But don’t you dare to bring me that awful stuff they sell in the local smithy! Find something more suitable for a delicate lady, something dainty…

And off you go on a quest, to gather ingredients for a Special Herbal Balm for a Demon door...

[matthewd]

Originally Posted by Lady Dragonfly

And off you go on a quest, to gather ingredients for a Special Herbal Balm for a Demon door...

Awsome.... Respect that was freaking hilarious, I wish i was that funny

But that is the nice part of fable, the jokes innit...
I had more in picture of some diffrent styles and diffrent voices, Something like a BA barrackus door:

You:"Knock Knock"
Door: "Dont knock on the eye Fool, For 300 years all crazy folks come around nocking on the damned eye.
You: "Sorry"
Door: "What you mean, aint no sorry for that fool, They almost knocked My damned Eye out.
You: "Can i make it up to you"
Door: " Hell No u cant fool, U just want plunder the riches I got knocked on the eye for the last 300 years, Well ... Forget it.
(the door start mumbeling: Thats was my eye again, these guys got no respect for an old door, I would whoop some if they gave me two damned hands, But no no that no good, Damn all that )

So now ur off the find some medecine for his eye to make him a bit more happy.

[Lady Dragonfly]

The Crypt Door encounter

Door: Are you undead?
Hero: Hell no!
Door: Just checking. You look rather pale.
Hero: I work a night shift.
Door: Whatever.
Hero: What do you have in stock?
Door: Nothing you can afford, punk.
Hero: Try me.
Door: I’ve got a neat shroud here, second hand of course, but smells like brand new.
Hero: Nice. What else?
Door: Are you a wizarding type? I have a scroll.
Hero: What kind of a scroll?
Door: No clue but it looks valuable. Interested?
Hero: How much?
Door: Not so fast, buddy. You will have to strip that shroud off that zombi fellow over there first. The scroll is in the coffin belonging to a very bad tempered vampire. After you are done you will pay me 2999 gold commissions.
Hero: What?! You can’t be serious.
Door: I have a big family. So, do we have a deal or not?
Hero: OK, I’ll do it, dammit.
Door: Good. Just be careful with the furniture, it is antic.

More to come...

[Lady Dragonfly]

Demon Door, PhD encounter

Door: I am confident you don’t even begin to comprehend the concept of demon-doorology.
Hero: Wha…what?
Door: The subtle metaphysics of its immanent incongruity, the parthenogenesis of paronomasia. Do you concur that the implications are insurmountable?
Hero: ???!!
Door: How typical. So, what can I do for you today?
Hero: Well, you know…
Door: Unfortunately, I do. Throngs of avaricious, gluttonous, concupiscent, uneducated adventurers sullied my doorstep long enough. They all failed in their futile attempt to supply a satisfactory answer to a rather unsophisticated riddle.
Hero: Will you tell me your riddle?
Door: Indulge me. What is the most exalted, emancipated, impertinent, and remarkable science in the known Universe?
Hero: Umm… demon-doorology?
Door: I am speechless.

[DesR85]

I would like to see demon doors with different personalities and different set of voices. While the demon doors in Fable: The Lost Chapters voices is suitable and his speech can be funny at times, I would like to see more different types of demon doors in terms of voices and personalities. Oh by the way, I agree with the idea of having different genders for demon doors. It's a nice touch.

[Lady Dragonfly]

Demon Door and its Pet the mimic chest

Hero: Hey, there is another door! Knock-knock. Anybody home?
Door: Did you hear, Boxy? Say Hello.
Hero: Are you talking to me?
Door: No, this is my Boxy here. Come on, Boxy, be nice.
Mimic: AHRRR…
Hero: Is this a treasure chest?
Mimic: GRRRR…
Door: It depends. Boxy is very sensitive. But his heart is pure gold.
Hero: Look, I think the chest is drooling! And did I just see fangs?!
Door: Boxy, really, you should try to be nice.
Mimic: Nice?! Nice?! I live on rats! Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Just look at me! Look at all that rust! It is pathetic! I need a balanced nutrition, vitamins, proteins… Rats!
Hero: Don’t look at me. I am not your lunch, forget it.
Mimic: Looks like lunch to me.
Hero: Looks like a treasure chest to me.
Door: Looks like a political TV show to me. Listen, we don’t need all this violence.
Mimic: I am starving.
Hero: I could use some cash.
Door: Then I have a job for you, Hero. Bring Boxy the Magic Pot from Swamp Witch and he will let you look under his lid. Right, Boo? I mean, Boxy?

[Mandalorianx]

Originally Posted by Lady Dragonfly

Demon Door and its Pet the mimic chest

Hero: Hey, there is another door! Knock-knock. Anybody home?
Door: Did you hear, Boxy? Say Hello.
Hero: Are you talking to me?
Door: No, this is my Boxy here. Come on, Boxy, be nice.
Mimic: AHRRR…
Hero: Is this a treasure chest?
Mimic: GRRRR…
Door: It depends. Boxy is very sensitive. But his heart is pure gold.
Hero: Look, I think the chest is drooling! And did I just see fangs?!
Door: Boxy, really, you should try to be nice.
Mimic: Nice?! Nice?! I live on rats! Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Just look at me! Look at all that rust! It is pathetic! I need a balanced nutrition, vitamins, proteins… Rats!
Hero: Don’t look at me. I am not your lunch, forget it.
Mimic: Looks like lunch to me.
Hero: Looks like a treasure chest to me.
Door: Looks like a political TV show to me. Listen, we don’t need all this violence.
Mimic: I am starving.
Hero: I could use some cash.
Door: Then I have a job for you, Hero. Bring Boxy the Magic Pot from Swamp Witch and he will let you look under his lid. Right, Boo? I mean, Boxy?

hehehe....that would be funn in Fable 2

[matthewd]

This time Our brave hero encounterd a rather odd demon door, at the beach.

Door: Eh, Psst Hero dude
Hero: What..!?
Door: Over here dude, U are a hero are u
Hero: I quess so..
Door: Awsome, I need ur help dude...
Hero: with what...
Door: Listen Up dude, I dont know dude.
But this one day I want out for surfing and there where no waves, So it sucked...
Hero: And...
Door: Let me finish.. My smallminded herofriend, So i said...
Dude, i really starting to Totally hate skorm, U know dude. And i crapped on his sacred place..Like Totally Innit, It was freaking awsome.
Hero: ....(sight)
Door: and the next day or something.. I woke up and became a door or something, It totally sucked dude.
Hero: so where can i help u with....
Door: Skorm said the Potion Of the evil spirits could condem me from being a door dude... So could u find it for me....

And off u go

[Lady Dragonfly]

Demon Door and the Guest Superstar

Door:...and then I will reveal my secret to you.
Hero: Okey-dokey, there we go.

(A drow elf with lavender orbs appears from behind the bushes zipping his pants up. He wields two scimitars, Twinkle and Icingdeath.)

Hero: What the bloody heck?! Is that you, Drizzt?
Door: Do you know each other?
Drizzt: I am Drizzt Do'Urden, a renowned renegade drow. My current occupation is a ranger of the Greatwood Forest. Do you have a problem with that?
Hero: You bet I do!
Drizzt: I understand. My legacy... Sorry, I was unavoidably detained in some other game I was plaguing recently so I missed Fable TLC. But rest assured, my friend, I am here now and I will be there for you in Fable 3, 4 and 25 to lend my slender noble hand whenever it needs to be lent. Or not.
Hero: I don’t need your freaking noble hand or any other part of you. Be gone, drow!

(Bruenor, Wulfgar, Regis and Catti-Brie jump in)

Bruenor: Gotcha!

Drizzt: Let me introduce my team.
Hero: No! That’s it! I quit. I am returning my badge of honor and going home.
Drizzt: You can’t quit, my friend. Because you are fired.
Hero: You can’t fire me; you are not the Hero Guildmaster.
Drizzt: I am not. The Guildmaster now is my best friend Regis.

(Regis starts spinning his famous Ruby Pendant)

Door: Here we go again.

[matthewd]

After a hike off days our brave hero regrets his journey and just ass the moment takes his enter on going back, He found what he was looking for

Hero: Thank avo i found u, Ur a tuff one to find
Door: I Have Bin here a while already, and considering i am stuck here i aint going anywhere to me lad
Hero: Yeah whatever fellow, I want u to crack open for me so i can take ur riches and take this long ass hike back down the hill.
Door: The Brute.. U know u have to Pass a test first..
Hero: A TEST !
Door: Yes me lad, A test
Hero: Look down would u i walked all the way up here
Door: So...
Hero: I am tired, i havnt eatn in days and I....
Door: Very touching, Either u solve me riddle or vanish from me sight, And besides, Since i am so high as i recall u saying 2 seconds ago i wasnt that hard to find...
Hero: Okay... But make a nice one, I got a Solus greatsword and i am not afraid to use it...
Door: Question one, What was the summer hit of the 70's
Hero: what the hack... Where living in the mid centurys dude...
Door: Whisper( I know me lad, But since there is getting laid in here we should consider education to for the players... MayBe the age rating basterds would go soft on us )...
Hero: alright, Uhmmm.. I give Up
Door: I dont know eather, I thought it was Take That with there number Felix
Hero: whatever... crack ur dumb butt open before ill open u myslef....
Door: No can do...
Hero: Now what
Door: another riddle... He was a normal guy he became a god..sort off, He lost two lovers,... He still seeks for honour and glorie...
Hero: George bush....
Door: Dont say that the wrighter may get banned from the Forums...
Hero: I give Up..
Door: To Bad me lad, Good journey home.. And send me a post card sometimes....
Hero: GRMBLL GRMBLL

It was lame story i know... I know i cant beat lady dragonfly on it... But it is worth trying

[Lady Dragonfly]

Demon Door the Equal Opportunity Employer

Door: Are you here to apply for a job?
Hero: Yep. There is my updated Resume.
Door: Good, good… Do you have three recommendations?
Hero: Yep. From Briar Rose, Whisper and Lady Grey.
Door: I guess we can start your job interview then.
Hero: Bring it on.
Door: I have openings for a Doorman and a Minion. As a Doorman you will have to stick around and make sure I have “Do Not Disturb” sign on me at all times.
Hero: What happened to your previous Doorman?
Door: He died from boredom.
Hero: Can you tell me about the Minion position?
Door: This position (or should I say positions? He-he-he!) requires Renown10, strong knowledge of Crotch Grab and a sexual orientation towards Demon Doors. You have to be flexible and team-oriented.
Hero: Team-oriented?
Door: Our OutDoor parties sometimes get out of handle, he-he…