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04-13-2002, 08:55 AM
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| |  Famous last words in the D&D world
I would like to collect 'famous last words' as they would be on ones tomb.
I know a few myself:
1. High level wizard and apprentice:
W: "Where is my Staff of the Magi?"
A: "Well, you DID ask me to fix the table"
2. Wizard in 2x1 room
"Let's see what my new spell 'Fireball' does...."
3. Fighter in Full Plate
"I am going to try and sneak upon this Gold Dragon with my move silently skill and steal it's treasure"
If anyone knows other good 'famous last words' or can come up with some funny ones, please feel free to post them. If there are going to be many I will make a top 10 at the end.
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Broken promises
"They made us many promises,
more than I can remember.
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They promised to take our land...
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04-13-2002, 09:11 PM
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| | | Yet another Full Plate Fighter.
"Don't worry, the Beholder won't see me if i go *behind* it"
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Oh! Shineys!!
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04-13-2002, 09:30 PM
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| | | So that's what beholder eyes do!
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04-13-2002, 11:17 PM
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| | LOL gaxx.
If you guys want, I started a thread on this in the SYM forum. For those of you who are brave enough to face it! ahahahahah 
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04-14-2002, 04:01 PM
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"A Terrasquwhat?"
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Ozzing off
-Ozmo
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04-14-2002, 04:22 PM
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| | | Moving this down to our RPG category, since it isn't BG2-specific.
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04-14-2002, 04:47 PM
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| | | Moving to D&D forum, as this deals with last lines for D&D. |
04-14-2002, 05:01 PM
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| | Heh! Why don't you eliminate my moving notice, @Aegis? It gives the feeling that we're belaboring a poor orphan. 
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04-14-2002, 06:02 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by fable
Heh! Why don't you eliminate my moving notice, @Aegis? It gives the feeling that we're belaboring a poor orphan. | aren't we? |
04-15-2002, 08:34 AM
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| | | My favorite was always:
"Uh oh..."
Although another good one was:
"Don't get mad, but..."
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04-15-2002, 11:17 AM
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| | | I've always been partial to these:
What's that?
Spell resistance?
(in an evil group) What do you mean a 23498712345987th level drow ranger dual wielding scimitars?
It's just a walking octopus-thingie...
All time favorite:
I wonder what this does
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04-15-2002, 11:52 AM
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| | Read this one somewhere but I can't remeber where.
DM: As you sail over the lake, a waterdragon comes out of the deep and flips your boat. You and your party fall and into the water.
Wizard: I cast lightning bolt!
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04-18-2002, 03:53 AM
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| | | "That dragon isn't gonna attack us."
(in our DnD party only): Hey fighter! I set your head on fire!
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04-20-2002, 02:22 PM
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| | | genuine examples from a D&D games I've been in:
DM: The pig you want to eat runs very fast into the dense forst squealing...
Minotaur PC: I'll sprint after it and try and squewer it on one of my horns with a flying head-butt!
NPC Dwarf: Let me out of here! Just undo my handcuffs!
PC: *undose handcuffs*
NPC Dwarf: Now just give me a weapon and I'll go on alone. I can't survive without a weapon!
PC: Well, I never really use this Warhammer+2 anyway...
DM: It looks as if your half-orc fighter is going to be unconscious for at least three weeks, thanks to that poison...
PC: Don't worry, I'll carry him!
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04-22-2002, 12:14 PM
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| | | Here's some of my favorites
Don't worry, its just CR 3, we can handle it
PC-I cast Planar Ally to summon a balor
DM-do you have circle of protection agnst evil 10 ft radius memorized
PC-no...
what did you say the dc was again!!
PC-I like that wizard's hat, lets take it
DM-the wizard say's hello, welcome to shadowdale, my name is elminster.
PC-I shoot a magic missile at him
DM-okay, in that case...
NPC king-welcome, i would like to hire you for a quest
PC-Hey fat man with the money, im sorry i started the coup last month...
PC-DIE!!!
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