You asked for it Mr. Sleep...

[Gruntboy]

The top 10 things that sound filthy in BG2 but aren't:

10. Edwin's rogue stones have disappeared.
9. I gave Viconia a pearl necklace.
8. Jaheira's weapon "has no effect".
7. Aeirie brags how she is "Faster than Chikitah Fastpaws".
6. You can blow on a Horn of Blasting.
5. Stab Mazzy with your Boneblade (or bash her with your Bone Club).
4. Send Nalia to sleep with your Pixie Prick (then give her Flame Tongue).
3. Smite an enemy with your Rod of Lordly Might.
2. Put your finger up the Ring of the Ram.

And the No.1 thing that sounds filthy in BG2 but isn't…
1. Pull out your moon dog and summon a force to help you.


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Pornbanshee - make your girlfriend scream!

[Drakron Du´Dark]

Gruntboy, KNOW I remenber why I buy the game in the first place.

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not became a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes into you..."
Friedrich Nietzsche

[Waverly]

You forget Minsc, after scoring a critical miss on Bodhi, "I better get a bigger sword."

Your gonna need more than that to impress this undead sexpot.

[KN]

In one of Edwins conversations with Minsc about Boo. He says something about having a weasel in his pants.

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"Four thousand throats may be cut in one night, by a running man."
- Klingon Crewman "Day of the Dove"

[Mr Sleep]

Thankyou Gruntboy, you are the bastion of sickness and depravity http://www.gamebanshee.com/ubb/wink.gif

Thanks for that!

[Gruntboy]

I couldn't let the challenge lie. You got me http://www.gamebanshee.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

I was especially proud of my Ring of the Ram and Moon Dog lines. Oh if my mother could see me now. http://www.gamebanshee.com/ubb/wink.gif

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Pornbanshee - make your girlfriend scream!

[Pengman]

Hmmm... Makes me wonder why my female NPC's are so crazed to get their hands on the wand of cloudkill...

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[Drakron Du´Dark]

The wand of missiles have a better shape for that.
not, of course, that I know anything about that

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not became a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes into you..."
Friedrich Nietzsche

[Ubik]

This thread is a fine example of what Gruntboy stands for: The traditional values of Family, Religion and Homecountry... are DEFINITELY NOT the ones.

Maybe pervertion (mispelled that, huh?) porn and prostitution, would be more likely, huh?

Gruntboy, you are DA MAN!!!

Oink, Oink

(btw MrSleep I think you ain't no Angel either... and people have been calling innocent ME a perv!!! Outrageus!)

[Krom]

And of course the infamous, Lay on Hands power of the Paladins.

Aerie gets wounded and says, "It hurts so much!"
Keldorn: "Come here, let me lay my hands on you."

[Drakron Du´Dark]

What????
Now that is why his wife is boinking that other guy. He is laying his hands all over the female population of Amn.

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not became a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes into you..."
Friedrich Nietzsche

You could always use the Khelben's warding whip with the spell thrust, then breach with secret word.

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[Waverly]

LOL, folks.

Aeirie, show me where the bad paladin touched you.

"I have weasels in my pantaloons"

[Weasel]

ROFLMAO

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'Weasel the Most Holy of the Holy Cavaliers'.Now the hacked up Paladin on the run.

[Drakron Du´Dark]

use impaler on females NPC (hell, why only viconia or Aerie)

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not became a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes into you..."
Friedrich Nietzsche

[This message has been edited by Drakron Du´Dark (edited 01-17-2001).]