Literate or illiterate

[Maurice]

You spammer ... Bucky will be most displeased with your apparent lack of proper conduct ... your most offensive crime on this board: listening to Mr. Sleep! Mhuhahaha! http://www.gamebanshee.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[daemon]

I am not just a "spammer" - to think such a thing is ludicrous. I AM THE *MASTER SPAMMER* http://www.gamebanshee.com/ubb/mad.gif http://www.gamebanshee.com/ubb/mad.gif BOW BEFORE ME.

[Mr Sleep]

You are well on your way, just listen to Sleep he will inform you how best to spam and do no work, get cushy leaving times aswell http://www.gamebanshee.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Mr Sleep]

I think the first post is going to become the most edited post ever on this board, just another accolade going to Mr. Sleep - don't know if thats a good thing or not.

[Maurice]

With a measily 116 messages, you aint a master spammer ... you still have superiors above you, like me and Sleepy. http://www.gamebanshee.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Bow before us, before we incinerate all your posts and make you start allover! http://www.gamebanshee.com/ubb/mad.gif

[daemon]

Mhuhahaha !!!!!!!!!!!

I am indeed the *MASTER SPAMMER*

(Camera pans backwards to a shot of Daemon with his arms crossed... Suddenly the area around him erupts in flames..)

BOW BEFORE ME...

(Five Pit Fiends are gated in surrounding Daemon, ready to do his will - Until he realises that he forgot to cast Protection from Evil upon himself.)

Oh S***!

(Daemon runs away very quickly)

I WILL BE BACK TO RECLAIM MY TITLE!!!!

(Voice Screams as he runs away)

[Mr Sleep]

YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME!!! http://www.gamebanshee.com/ubb/tongue.gif

I smite thee with my flab of fury (oh yuck)

It's a +6 attack all thats needed is lots of protein and carbohydrate http://www.gamebanshee.com/ubb/smile.gif Protected from Charm and excercise.

[Maurice]

I cast my Lamer Flamer. Does Insane amount of damage vs. Lamers, save vs. spell for half damage. Spammers are counted among the Lamers for this spell. Caster and his party are immune to spell's effect. http://www.gamebanshee.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Hey, Sleepy, are you in my party, or not??

[Mr Sleep]

That depends what are the perks http://www.gamebanshee.com/ubb/wink.gif

[daemon]

Daemon casts "Packet Collision" (The net equivalent of time stop) and then casts Post-Drain against Mr Sleep & Maurice, leaving them with one post each...

I AM THE MASTER SPAMMER http://www.gamebanshee.com/ubb/mad.gif

[Maurice]

To quote some golden droid:

"Oh, no! We're doomed!!"

[Mr Sleep]

Give me a short time and i will regain my previous crown http://www.gamebanshee.com/ubb/smile.gif

[daemon]

I may let you work for me in the capacity of slaves....

[Sourced]

I see Maurice is busy being a spell-checker, maybe he'll change into that sodding paperclip next http://www.gamebanshee.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

SPC (Sodding Paper Clip): You are writing a letter, would you like my help?
ME: Geee, I started Word, what do you think. And I format my own letter, thank you very much.
SPC: Are you sure, I can do it for you!
ME: No, I'll do it myself, now go away!
SPC: Are you sure you want to use the Ariel font? Times is also nice!
ME: Oh, go ahead, If it will shut you up!
ME: http://www.gamebanshee.com/ubb/smile.gif#&¢¾♦◘¢¼¡Û
ME: AAARCH WINDINGS!
SPC: You did say go ahead!
ME: That's it, I am de-installing you!
SPC: Good luck, I was made by M$, nobody can de-install me, I will haunt you for the rest of your life (or at least untill you format you harddisk)
SPC: BWAAAAHAHAAAAA
ME: AAAAAAAAAAH, and wakes up

Sorry, I just felt like rabling on about nothing http://www.gamebanshee.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Mr Sleep]

I would be Honoured proud master http://www.gamebanshee.com/ubb/tongue.gif